What You’re Up Against, Part 2

14 Jul


She had a Tumblr. A tech guy offered her $500 if she’d shit in a mason jar for a week, pour Jack Daniels in it, and mail it to him.

She didn’t know what to say. Asked a friend. The friend said make it $1,000. Charge him for the jar too.

To her credit, she didn’t do it.

But the next girl did.

4 Responses to “What You’re Up Against, Part 2”

  1. Nikolai Vladivostok July 14, 2019 at 1:08 pm #

    Goodness. Who would want to be a postman these days.

  2. dickycone July 14, 2019 at 2:30 pm #

    Is this to one-up the thing that’s been going around the manosphere about that girl selling her bathwater for $30 a jar?

    • Compaq Deskpro July 22, 2019 at 6:45 am #

      How do you even jerk off to bathwater? It doesn’t smell like a woman, its smells like soap. How long till some guy ends up in the hospital for drinking soapy water?

  3. jibroni July 18, 2019 at 10:38 pm #

    This is great. How do you know when to stop editing something and just post the damn thing?

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