Would you like a receipt, said Stephanie, the southeast Asian cashier with purple hair and a surprisingly robust ass for her ethnicity. Or would you prefer to prematurely pump approximately a 55-gallon drum of your seed into my hot tight little pussy today sir.
The choice was clear. He’d read that receipt paper contained BPAs.
delicioustacos 
Is this a repost with a new finishing line? Or have I been hearing echoes from the future?
We’ve all been there.
keep my indian sweeties out of here bro
Tacos, you salacious rapscallion, you…
to each their own
but i don’t share your lust for the ethnic “women-of-color”
nor can i tolerate PoC in general
anyway, for what its worth, i hope you get what you want in the end,
whatever that ends up being…one gf or unlimited 3rd world whores
just be careful of oscar wilde’s remark:
something about two tragedies, not getting what you want, and getting it.
only 55 gallons…? heh heh. those are rookie numbers. no wonder the white race is dying. silly baka gaijin. you must pump those digits up, chemosabi. eat 2 dozen oysters per week. 3 raw eggs for breakfast every day. wala. you’re welcome.
Evergreen