Yoga Pants Cashier

21 Jul

Would you like a receipt, said Stephanie, the southeast Asian cashier with purple hair and a surprisingly robust ass for her ethnicity. Or would you prefer to prematurely pump approximately a 55-gallon drum of your seed into my hot tight little pussy today sir.

The choice was clear. He’d read that receipt paper contained BPAs.

7 Responses to “Yoga Pants Cashier”

  1. Nikolai Vladivostok July 21, 2019 at 4:33 pm #

    Is this a repost with a new finishing line? Or have I been hearing echoes from the future?

  2. dickycone July 22, 2019 at 6:09 am #

    We’ve all been there.

  3. Anonymous July 22, 2019 at 4:32 pm #

    keep my indian sweeties out of here bro

  4. alexi July 23, 2019 at 4:58 pm #

    Tacos, you salacious rapscallion, you…

  5. names bond mofuggah, janeequah bond, 00$even straight outta em-eye-six July 23, 2019 at 11:35 pm #

    to each their own
    but i don’t share your lust for the ethnic “women-of-color”
    nor can i tolerate PoC in general
    anyway, for what its worth, i hope you get what you want in the end,
    whatever that ends up being…one gf or unlimited 3rd world whores
    just be careful of oscar wilde’s remark:
    something about two tragedies, not getting what you want, and getting it.

  6. ben dover, archduke of westminster August 17, 2019 at 10:25 pm #

    only 55 gallons…? heh heh. those are rookie numbers. no wonder the white race is dying. silly baka gaijin. you must pump those digits up, chemosabi. eat 2 dozen oysters per week. 3 raw eggs for breakfast every day. wala. you’re welcome.

  7. Anonymous December 27, 2019 at 10:12 am #


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