She had a Tumblr. A tech guy offered her $500 if she’d shit in a mason jar for a week, pour Jack Daniels in it, and mail it to him.
She didn’t know what to say. Asked a friend. The friend said make it $1,000. Charge him for the jar too.
To her credit, she didn’t do it.
But the next girl did.
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Goodness. Who would want to be a postman these days.
Is this to one-up the thing that’s been going around the manosphere about that girl selling her bathwater for $30 a jar?
How do you even jerk off to bathwater? It doesn’t smell like a woman, its smells like soap. How long till some guy ends up in the hospital for drinking soapy water?
This is great. How do you know when to stop editing something and just post the damn thing?