The Shower Drain

8 Apr

The shower drain used to work. And I used to not notice it. Then some ball of fat got stuck in the pipe by the sewer connection. One out of three showers I’ll hear the toilet bubbling and the drain will back up. I’m standing in an inch of lukewarm shit water I have to tiptoe in. Wash my ass and armpits fast and get out of there.

And now when it does work I’m grateful. Watch the water spiral down. Perfect little cyclone with its silvery throat. It’s not backing up today. And I think: I love this shower drain. I have the greatest shower drain in the world. This is why women love a drunk.

9 Responses to “The Shower Drain”

  1. Anonymous April 8, 2021 at 10:06 am #

    Dude, have you ever heard of Drano? Even a retard can use Drano.

  2. what the fuck April 8, 2021 at 12:27 pm #

    Jesus Christ. Take some initiative and fix it. Just reading this could have put my pussy out of commission permanently. My uterus just crept further up inside me like a frightened animal. What the fuck.

  3. Nikolai Vladivostok April 8, 2021 at 5:11 pm #

    The good thing about the Third World is you can buy extreme drain cleaning chemicals that are banned in civilized nations.

    • everybodyhatesscott April 22, 2021 at 9:53 am #

      Nothing works better on a shower drain than lye. Just have to be careful because if you get any on you it will burn like hell.

  4. tubshroom sales rep April 10, 2021 at 9:32 am #

    I don’t get it. are you saying women love a drunk because he’s reliable 2/3 of the time, and only a shitty drunk 1/3 of the time, like how your drain backs up one out of three showers? shouldn’t it be the other way, in that a drunk is sloppy and unreliable 2/3s of the time, but that 1 out of 3 times he’s reliable, she appreciates that glimmer of hope and continues to stay with him?

    also, check out “tubshroom” to prevent hair from further getting tangled in that ball-of-cum blocking your hole, and of course hit it with some declogger available at the local target or walmart.

  5. Hoho courier April 13, 2021 at 7:51 pm #

    Mexican bitch I knew had a dish tub in her cloggy shower to stand in. But her real secret was her stretch mark belly, all the guys who wanted to bang her would’ve felt differently after seeing it. Hoes, get married before getting knocked up.

  6. shillberg May 12, 2021 at 1:18 pm #

    aye tacos you ever been to Cole’s French Dip, there’s a sign outside that says bukowski pissed there. right up your alley. could be a good date spot.

  7. TC May 21, 2021 at 7:07 pm #

    Where did you and KTP go?

  8. Jeeeef May 21, 2021 at 8:48 pm #

    Aaaaand this is why this dude lives the life he does. Happy to be circling the drain.

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