This, by the Way:

6 Apr

is the only sad picture of Kenny Rogers in existence. Every other photograph of him he is smiling his ass off, like he just stacked Dolly Parton and Linda Ronstadt on top of each other and grew a second dick.

Which he did, in 1978.

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  1. Kenny Rogers, the Dog « delicioustacos - May 29, 2012

    […] Eventually we ran into someone who told us that if we went to the organic dog treat selling boutique pet shop up the block they could scan him for a chip.  Great.  Off we go.  We had gotten a leash from my neighbor and took the dog down there.  And, he was great on the leash.  This half-starved and mangled animal bred over thousands of generations to be a perfect killing machine was perfectly content to be lassoed by a group of strangers and head off into strange territory for God knows what reason.  By then we had christened him “Kenny.”  Because, when you find a strange, beautiful animal who is completely unflappable despite his dark abusive history, you name him after Kenny Rogers. […]

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