The Lady or the Tiger

1 May

I just got a missed call from a girl I slept with a while back. I met her off OKC. No condom but I didn’t nut in her. I know she was using no birth control. I called her for a second date but she blew me off and disappeared.

So.

Is she calling me to tell me she gave me AIDS and is pregnant and keeping it? Or because she just broke up with some dude and is going to give me the fucking of a lifetime?

2 Responses to “The Lady or the Tiger”

  1. Anonymous May 1, 2012 at 4:35 pm #

  2. Anonymous May 1, 2012 at 5:26 pm #

    That’s very reassuring, Tacos.

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