You have the body of a fetal pig soaked in formaldehyde and your teeth are like corn kernels stuck in Play Doh. But I am still completely in love with you.
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delicioustacos 
Awww! So cute! DT in love! Why?
Sadly, or rather, thank fucking God, this is from a couple years ago.
that is so sweet. what happened to molly?
Yeah but…why did you love her? Not that she didn’t deserve it just…:/ I think this is more of a how did someone get DT to love them question. I don’t mean that in a, let us in on the key to getting to DT, I mean it in a more, you obviously represents some kind of universal theme in men and you are articulate enough for me to be able to hate you and still read your page daily. Consider it a mailbag post request.