Are you scared of crushing hordes of nubile young pussies as easy as breathing? Are you scared of bending dewey-eyed coeds to your sexual whims like you were General Fucking Zod as portrayed by Terence Stamp in Superman II? Except General Zod was trying to have sex instead of throwing cars and shit? And therefore Superman didn’t give a shit what General Zod was doing and instead of having to thwart his plan just left him alone, and General Zod just went around the Earth peacefully fucking everything that moved until the end of his days? Are you scared of being like a Kryptonian except instead of flying and X Ray vision our Earth’s yellow sun just gave you extraordinary powers of fucking? And Superman was watching from on high where he was using his majestic power of flight and looking down on you and thinking “fuck, man, I really got stiffed on these powers. That looks way better.”
Are you scared of that? Of getting so much ass that you make the Man of Steel feel inadequate? Are you scared of turning from the guy who complains on the internet that he can’t get girls to the guy who explores getting a second dick grafted on to handle all the attention? Well face your fear. Because your new reality is going to be a goddamn ocean of pussy washing over you in a pussy tsunami that takes you out to sea, which would normally be a bad thing, except as previously noted the tsunami and the sea at large are both made of pussy so it’s actually awesome. Your dick will never be outside of a hot piece of pussy even for an instant; it will be so long outside the light of day that it will resemble a blind cave fish, but it’s going to be OK because for anyone to actually see it they would have to do an X Ray through an incredibly hot piece of pussy. Superman could see it though. It would probably make him even more pissed off.
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