Celebrity Sighting: Rob Lowe

4 Jul

Working out at the office gym. I was doing some rows. Going heavy on the back work, as is my wont.

So I am pulling a large unwieldy amount of weight back on a cable.  And then an ass appears in my peripheral vision.  Right in my fucking face. And I kind of freaked out and jerked to the side, causing my spine to bear some two hundred pounds at an awkward angle.

The ass was that of Rob Lowe, bent over tying his shoe.  He looks fantastic.

3 Responses to “Celebrity Sighting: Rob Lowe”

  1. Anonymous July 4, 2012 at 4:38 pm #


  2. I love the 80s November 30, 2015 at 1:49 pm #

    I know there is a sex tape of Robert Downey Jr. topping Rob Lowe somewhere.


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