Lauren Bacall is a miserable human being. At least, that’s what I was able to gather from being on the phone with her for two minutes. At once terrifying, cruel, and a huge pain in the ass. She should be shot.
I mean, who knows, maybe she was just having a bad day. Still. Anybody who is mildly unpleasant to me for a hairsbreadth of time, for something that probably is my fault = a thousand deaths are not enough.
EDIT 8/12/14: Sorry she’s dead.
delicioustacos 
You jus mad cause you ain’t bogart laying the pipe in her Dark Passage to Key largo..
At her age, she’s earned the right to be cranky!