Celebrity Interaction Review: Lauren Bacall

2 Aug

Lauren Bacall is a miserable human being. At least, that’s what I was able to gather from being on the phone with her for two minutes. At once terrifying, cruel, and a huge pain in the ass. She should be shot.

I mean, who knows, maybe she was just having a bad day. Still. Anybody who is mildly unpleasant to me for a hairsbreadth of time, for something that probably is my fault = a thousand deaths are not enough.

EDIT 8/12/14: Sorry she’s dead.

2 Responses to “Celebrity Interaction Review: Lauren Bacall”

  1. Shtabonerphoner August 2, 2012 at 4:31 pm #

    You jus mad cause you ain’t bogart laying the pipe in her Dark Passage to Key largo..

  2. Constance August 12, 2012 at 12:57 pm #

    At her age, she’s earned the right to be cranky!

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