The Way Things Should Be

27 Sep

All work is beneath me.  I should spend my days enthroned, being sexually serviced by sixteen year old virgins.  I should just be constantly impregnating our nation’s teens.  All of womankind should exist solely to serve as vessels for my offspring.  I should have a variety of fruits constantly available to me, regardless of whether they’re in season.

4 Responses to “The Way Things Should Be”

  1. Anonymous September 27, 2012 at 9:31 am #

    This is a lazy fucking retread of a post, DT. Get some fucking new material already you fucking hack,

    • Monty September 27, 2012 at 6:43 pm #

      “fucking hack”? How can you say that after Tacos expertly wielded metaphor like a trained fenceman wields a sabre in that last sentence? See, the best I could do was simile. But metaphor? Leave that to the pros like Tacos.

      Dammit, even my rhymes suck.

      • sylviasarah September 27, 2012 at 10:10 pm #

        Oh! Do you want to join the Let’s Blow DT Club? We’re hoping that if we get enough members, he’ll actually let us do it.

    • Anonymous September 28, 2012 at 3:07 am #

      Yep. Deeply boring stuff.

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