All work is beneath me. I should spend my days enthroned, being sexually serviced by sixteen year old virgins. I should just be constantly impregnating our nation’s teens. All of womankind should exist solely to serve as vessels for my offspring. I should have a variety of fruits constantly available to me, regardless of whether they’re in season.
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delicioustacos 
This is a lazy fucking retread of a post, DT. Get some fucking new material already you fucking hack,
“fucking hack”? How can you say that after Tacos expertly wielded metaphor like a trained fenceman wields a sabre in that last sentence? See, the best I could do was simile. But metaphor? Leave that to the pros like Tacos.
Dammit, even my rhymes suck.
Oh! Do you want to join the Let’s Blow DT Club? We’re hoping that if we get enough members, he’ll actually let us do it.
Yep. Deeply boring stuff.