I Wish I Had a Gigantic Wang

1 Dec

I feel like a lot of shit would bother me less.  I feel like I wouldn’t be as concerned about whether it had been too long since I had used a Biore deep cleansing pore strip; the filth and visibility of my pores.  I feel like I wouldn’t be so concerned with my meager paycheck and doomed career prospects, because, fuck it, at least I have a huge wang.

7 Responses to “I Wish I Had a Gigantic Wang”

  1. Anonymous December 1, 2012 at 5:30 pm #

    Amen

    • Anonymous December 12, 2012 at 8:11 pm #

      SOON YOU WILL EA THE WANG OF GOD #WANGOFGOD #CRUCIFYDT

  2. dressyarson December 1, 2012 at 6:59 pm #

    • Anonymous December 12, 2012 at 8:13 pm #

      ew.

  3. nikolhasler December 2, 2012 at 2:42 pm #

    I also wish you had a gigantic wang.

  4. dramafreepaul December 2, 2012 at 6:16 pm #

    You don’t need a big wang. Just be able to last a long time.

  5. Anonymous October 20, 2015 at 11:36 am #

    Hello. Please visit http://www.giganticwang.com for your daily dose of gigantic wang.

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