She Doesn’t Like It

28 Feb

when I hassle her about other girls.  Did you get that girl’s number.  We could have a three way with her.  Pressuring her into three ways when I just want a new piece of pussy.  I ask her because she has it so much easier.  Girls can go up to girls and just say “you’re hot.”  You don’t have to pretend you don’t want it.  It’s such a fucking process with men and women.  You, you can go up and say fuck me.

You ask me to move your fucking couch, I ask you talk to girls.   Why don’t you do it yourself, she says.  She has contempt for my neediness.  Asking her to ask for pussy implies that I can’t get pussy on my own.  Well look: I get pussy, but I still need more pussy.  There isn’t so much pussy in the world that I won’t run out.

26 Responses to “She Doesn’t Like It”

  1. Jessica Maisonet February 28, 2013 at 7:23 pm #

    really, unless the guidelines of an open/ you get me pussy relationship are established from the start, you can expect resistance. Obviously if your even entertaining the idea that she get you poon, your already fucking her. right?
    So, therefore she probably feels like ” I fuck you , you move my couch”
    Even if she is bisexual extraordinaire, it is possible that she does not want to share that with you,….just cum in my mouth and move my fucking couch. DB.
    Why do guys always have to complicate shit?

  2. Jessica Maisonet February 28, 2013 at 7:25 pm #

    By the way …neither does my mom

  3. Sylviasarah needs to lose weight March 1, 2013 at 9:50 am #

    I truly wonder about the quality of pussy DT actually brings in is. Of course the comment groupies will say they’re hot but of course we all know that women have nothing but the vaguest, most general idea about what actually looks hot to a man. I have a feeling it’s much more about quantity than quality..

    • delicioustacos March 1, 2013 at 11:37 am #

      “Hey man– pussy’s pussy.”

      — Abraham Lincoln

      • Anonymous March 1, 2013 at 12:06 pm #

        When are you going to realize that she is in love with you? Adimentally insisting other women are in love with you or that other women can’t handle it like she does–how ae doesn’t care a hard. Please. She gets annoyed with you because she wants you for herself. Simple. Duh DT.

      • Sylviasarah needs to lose weight March 1, 2013 at 5:28 pm #

        Is anonymous above retarded? Get some fucking high school education before commenting ffs..

      • nikolhasler March 1, 2013 at 5:32 pm #

        Or maybe, you twat, “she” has the same fucking reaction to any man who asks. And they all ask. Every male friend I have “Go get us a chick”. And I can illuminate you as to why I hate that about them. They are putting me in the position to fail, and adding pressure by believing it’s so easy for chicks. So, if it’s so easy, and I go out and I ask some sexy broad if she wants to fuck me and my best friend, and the sexy broad says no? I failed at something I was just told is easy. I dislike rejection just like anyone.

        And here’s where you insist that my very reaction to your moronic indication is that I really care about trying to look like I don’t care.

      • NikolWrasler March 2, 2013 at 3:38 am #

        Is that an admission of your self-perception? Women usually can only bring into the fold other women of equal or lesser beauty.

      • nikolhasler March 2, 2013 at 6:42 pm #

        Absolutely. I’m the first to tell you, I’m not a great looking woman. I’m not full-on ugly to most people, and I have a few good features, but I’m average. Approachable.

      • “A hole is a hole, as long as there’s a little heat in there.”

        – James Buchanan

      • He was gay

    • sylviasarah March 1, 2013 at 7:45 pm #

      🙂 thanks for thinking of me

      • Sylviasarah needs to learn to write March 2, 2013 at 3:42 am #

        I think of you in the same way I think of a slow motion hotdog eating contest.

      • sylviasarah March 5, 2013 at 12:21 am #

        Well, it looks like you can’t get me off your mind. I didn’t even comment. I know you’re trolling, I just thought you needed some attention. How are you? What are you wearing? I’m wearing a cotton bib with chocolate all over it from the chocolate covered hotdogs I was just eating in slow motion. It wasn’t part of a contest, though.

    • sylviasarah March 5, 2013 at 12:26 am #

      A horse is a horse, of course, of course.

  4. aneroidocean March 1, 2013 at 11:53 am #

    I picture DT getting some damn decent strange from time to time, striving towards Californication levels of fornication (David Duchovny’s character as opposed to his agent).

    • flyingfuck March 1, 2013 at 3:55 pm #

      I think DT may have, at some point in the last few years, licked an A4 of LSD, rented the first three boxed-set DVDs of Californication and emerged “Being David Duchovny”.

      It’s a close call really, it could have easily been the X-Files and then this blog would be probably have a even more serious fixation on anal probing.

    • nikolhasler March 1, 2013 at 5:34 pm #

      Yeah, and another thing. DT pulls way hotter chicks than I could ever manage to bring in. I’ve seen them. So, that’s why my response is “You get the girl”. I’m not going to bring a box of Franzia to an event at a highly ranked winery.

      • NikolWrasler March 2, 2013 at 3:35 am #

        Women are terrible at judging the hotness of other women. Your perceptions are skewed by your projected personal insecurities.

      • nikolhasler March 2, 2013 at 6:44 pm #

        I’m pretty critical of women, and am a pretty good judge of hotness.

      • NikolWrasler March 2, 2013 at 10:02 pm #

        Perhaps. But if you can, it’s due to some outlier of experiences that you must have had (endured) to allow you to divorce yourself from your own critical self perceptions enough to permit reality to creep through.

  5. Jessica Maisonet March 3, 2013 at 8:00 pm #

    This thread continues to dumb down the average participant who isn’t actually a participant, nikolhasler, maybe interaction on a personal level would change the dynamic, but for now, I just feel like I would rather get down your pants, than even try to exist as an outlier. I mean come one, you have some good features ….no??

    • nikolhasler March 4, 2013 at 12:08 pm #

      You’re a weird on, Jessica. The post is about me. You’re assuming he’s writing about a girlfriend, right? We’re just friends. He moves my couch, but it’s a different dynamic. I can’t figure out if you’re insinuating that I’m dumb. Average and with a few good features, yes. Dumb, though, isn’t a thing I’ve been called very often. The reason I pull in a steady flow of dick is my brain. You could figure that shit out with a google search.

      • Anonymous March 4, 2013 at 10:07 pm #

        Jessica is a fucking moron. Why even entertain her lookatme! comments?

      • sylviasarah March 5, 2013 at 12:24 am #

        You’re pretty. Idk why you’re playing with these tools.


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