I’ve been out in the desert for a few days getting over my head injury, and haven’t written shit. Instead here’s a video of a puppet reading this week’s search terms. I left the kitchen window open while taping and my neighbor’s visiting family walked past.
As always, hat tip to UTB, the originator of search term mayhem.
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“Dog cums in chick video for iPhone” hahahaha, amazing. I think that’s my favorite one.
Its amazing how beloved rape is.
“I’m interested in the way people simultaneously negotiate divergent presentations of themselves for a variety of contexts.”
“black woman has vice grip asshole”
My bad, that one was me.
What better place to get over a concussion. (It’s not a good place to get over a concussion).
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. The cooking crack bit did me in.