I’ve been out in the desert for a few days getting over my head injury, and haven’t written shit. Instead here’s a video of a puppet reading this week’s search terms. I left the kitchen window open while taping and my neighbor’s visiting family walked past.
As always, hat tip to UTB, the originator of search term mayhem.
“Dog cums in chick video for iPhone” hahahaha, amazing. I think that’s my favorite one.
Its amazing how beloved rape is.
“I’m interested in the way people simultaneously negotiate divergent presentations of themselves for a variety of contexts.”
“black woman has vice grip asshole”
My bad, that one was me.
What better place to get over a concussion. (It’s not a good place to get over a concussion).
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. The cooking crack bit did me in.