Girl in the Window

5 Sep

pyle stare

Woman in the next building opened her blinds this morning. T shirt and underwear. I was out smoking. She looked out at the morning sun kissing the trees. Surveyed the world for a moment. I was in the parking lot shooting lasers into her crotch. Scanning the slit of her skinny cunt like the Terminator, for later use. She looked down and saw my Kubrick stare. Neglected cigarette dangling. Recoiled in horror.

This is the second window shot I’ve got in a week. Another girl, same building, left her blinds open while lounging in a black bra on the couch. Her tits were…. there is no word for them. I saw the face of God. She saw me looking. There was a second of direct eye contact. I kept looking. I couldn’t not. Finally pried myself away, went back inside. Then I went out again. I’d remembered there was a recycling bin to be brought in. Thank you Lord for this luck. They had shut the blinds. “They” because they’re a couple; the guy was with her now. They shut the blinds but their dog has chewed off half the slats. Big gaps of visible space. They were laying on the couch entwined. The girl and her nice boobs facing outward. I looked again. They didn’t see me. Eyes on the TV. I looked and looked.

Nice people. I don’t think they’d get mad. And if they did, fuck ’em. If you are naked in a window I’m going to look. I’m not going to pull out opera glasses, set up a pup tent and camp out. But I am going to look a beat too long. I am not going to nervously look at the ground after, admitting transgression. There’s an art to leering at women, they say. Not getting caught. Well I don’t give a shit if I get caught.

I’m not trying to make you uncomfortable. But yes, I’m looking at your tits. Long enough that you will know. I’m looking at your ass, your crotch, straight into your pussy if it’s out. Sorry. But I’m not going to stop. Seeing that half second of panty-clad cooch, knowing it’s all musky and hot in the dawn– this is a million times more erotic than anything, in an age when every conceivable kind of porn is out there easy and free.

I think you are beautiful. I am not looking at it to gross you out, or scare you. I don’t want to hurt you. Well, OK– I kind of want to break in, hold my hand over your mouth and bend you over your kitchen counter and fuck you hard until I fill you with my seed while you cry and try to bite through my palm. Which is technically hurting you. But I don’t– I don’t really want that. That’s just some dark reptilian recess of my mind. What I actually want is to look at you long enough to memorize what the outline of your twat looks like. Savor the image when I’m masturbating. That’s all. You need that extra beat because otherwise your mind loses images while you beat off. God made us broken, in other words. So: sorry, but, I need to stare. So my dick’s testimony will be admissible in court.

Let’s not make a big deal out of it. I’ll see you on the street. We nod, friendly, like it never happened. Maybe I hold eye contact a second too long. Then you beckon me over and “present” to me like a baboon and we rut like filthy monkeys in the neighbor’s rosemary patc– no! Control yourself, man. We’re in a god damn civilization here.

Half naked in the window. Daisy dukes on the street with the fat-mottled bottom of your ass hanging out. Yoga pants pressing your cuntflaps into sharp relief. Loose low cut tops that let slip a half inch of nipple when you lean over to hand me my change, open toed shoes with toenail polish chipped like a little girl after a day at the beach… you drive me crazy, you god damned women. But please, please:

Never stop.

19 Responses to “Girl in the Window”

  1. L. Roy Aiken September 5, 2013 at 2:45 pm #

    I like to walk the greenbelts in my neighborhood. Great way to get exercise — well, a great excuse to get out of the fucking basement, anyway. One thing I started recently, by way of trying not to embarrass myself so much in public, is to ignore the women I often pass the other way on the trail. Incidentally, there is no way to look, let alone leer at a woman without a little Mr. Spock in her head alerting her, “Captain, we are being scanned.” They not only know you’re looking, they understand the basic biological reason you’re doing so. The woman’s reaction will, of course, be contingent on what you look like to her. They can tell if you’re sucking in your gut, too, so forget it.

    Anyway, since I started this practice of focusing on a point directly ahead and thinking about anything else but the females in my proximity I’ve noticed that women now insist on saying “Hi!” or “Good evening!” when I pass. Young, old, skinny, fat, THEY WILL NOT SUFFER BEING IGNORED, even by a bald, beer-bellied middle-aged unemployed guy who writes zombie fiction to get by.

    It’s an interesting evolution of a concept I understood back in my younger days: if you want a woman’s attention, make sure she sees you enjoying yourself doing something that has nothing whatsoever to do with her. In this case, I’m not even really enjoying myself. I’m just out of the basement and picturing a zombie massacre in my head while looking blankly at the golden light of late afternoon on the aspens.

    • nikolhasler September 5, 2013 at 5:46 pm #

      I say “Hello” to men who walk past me when I think they look as though they might be a bit insane to gauge the possible insanity and to put out a super-friendly “No need to do me harm” vibe. If they seem normal and aren’t looking at me, I don’t say anything. If they seem normal and are looking at me, I also say hi. So… I don’t know if they’re honestly saying hello to you because they don’t want to be ignored.

      • DT Fan #11 September 5, 2013 at 6:03 pm #

        I wish I would say “hello” to women who pass me by. Then maybe they’d say “hello” back, and I’d flirt with them. I’d ask for their numbers, and maybe one of them would become my girlfriend. We’d get married someday, maybe, if things “got serious”.

        Christ, I am so lonely.

      • menopause-at-35 September 6, 2013 at 1:41 am #

        the sort of 30 year old women that say hello to me, unsolicited, creep me the fuck out. it was just a gut feeling up until now, realizing what kind of 30 year old it is that randomly says hello.

      • jakeface September 6, 2013 at 1:46 am #

        totally! here we’ve got the shades-of-grey audience, per dt’s excellent previous book review. they start to fantasize about being “harmed” be passing men. right around that time when all men quit paying any sort of attention to them, like L. describes himself doing. “omg, this maaaan, not even looking at me. harm. he wants to ravage me!! i can feel it!!! and i swear, if he doesn’t start looking at me, i’m calling for help. heeeelps!!!! rapists!!! not-looking-at-meee!!!”

      • blahahaha October 13, 2013 at 8:18 am #

        if hes insane you are only drawing attention to yourself.

    • earl September 8, 2013 at 7:04 am #

      Looking forward is a good idea.

      But what I noticed lately is that they look at my eyes first…to see which way I’m looking. That might be the Spock idea you talk about.

      My success rate goes up by going straight for the eyes first…if she smiles or says something I’ll say “hi”.

      And the money shot is if they look down or their eyes go down…it’s either submitting or I’ve heard the theory they are looking at your package.

      And I wouldn’t worry about the creepy factor…I’ve never had any woman overtly call me out on it. 90% of the time I get a smile.

  2. pffffffftttsssssssiimmbllllllddddddnnnnnnnnn September 5, 2013 at 7:17 pm #

    Here’s a question you might be able to answer, DT. How do you know if it’s cool to tease an Asian chick about her ethnicity? I’ve never fucked with anyone other than white girls, and white girls don’t give a shit if you tease them about their background. I don’t mean calling her a fucking gook or anything, just light shit. Would, say, “dragon lady” be offensive, you think? Would that be crossing a line?

    • redpilladdict September 5, 2013 at 9:16 pm #

      you could only get away with it if you’re funny. dragon lady isn’t funny by the way.

    • jakeface September 6, 2013 at 1:43 am #

      “what are you squinting at?” is totally appropriate. they like it. or giving their small children a dollar, asking them to make you some sneakers.

    • lulu September 6, 2013 at 3:56 pm #

      As an actual Asian girl… please don’t do it. We get enough shit from yellow fever guys as it is. And yeah, “dragon lady” isn’t even funny or creative.

  3. pffffffftttsssssssiimmbllllllddddddnnnnnnnnn September 7, 2013 at 4:14 pm #

    That Reddit thing surprises you? Reddit is a fucking echo chamber full of lemmings, and they already had you pegged as that bitter misogynist who tries to whore out his blog on r/okcupid. It seems like most of the people who post there treat it like a game to see how many points they can rack up. That’s why you’ll always see a top comment that goes something like: “I’m probably gonna get downvoted for this, but I don’t believe in God.” 5,000 points. Or in the case of your thread: “I’m probably gonna get downvoted for this, but I kind of agree with this guy.” You can almost guarantee that the top rated comments are the ones that say absolutely nothing. You’re better off reading than most of the actual subreddits.

  4. Will S. September 7, 2013 at 10:58 pm #

    I’d smile and wave.

  5. earl September 8, 2013 at 6:56 am #

    They know exactly what they are doing…and I know exactly what I’m doing. Perhaps they should dress modestly…I’ll still stare at girls in dresses but it doesn’t give out as much a slut vibe.

    Shock about it is just a reaction to betas…and a test to see which alphas they rope in with their bait.

  6. NeedyBoy September 14, 2013 at 11:53 pm #

    This shit is too funny!

  7. subject-verb agreement September 16, 2013 at 1:34 pm #

    my neighbor in the building across from me likes to watch me while he smokes on his breezeway. sometimes when i’m undressing, i turn around to face him and go very slowly. he doesn’t get to have all the fun.

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