She had big tits and she was studying to be a mortician. Her OKCupid was all about death. Guatemalan I think. She wouldn’t fuck on the first date. I fingerfucked her in her car instead. A black Camry or something with a tan or gray interior. Pink panties.
I fucked her on the second date and then a couple more times until we drifted apart. Last I heard from her she was getting married to another tall skinny white man with a large broken nose. He’s into guns.
I still jerk off to her occasionally. The fantasy is that I run into her at the Cha Cha Lounge. Fuck her on top of the dumpster in back. Either she’s sitting on it facing me with legs spread open or she’s bent over it. More the former probably, because of the tits. She wants to get pregnant but it isn’t happening with the husband or she doesn’t want it to, and she tells me to cum in her, to give her a baby because I look like him and he won’t notice.
This is from 3 dates 4 years ago. You fuck 200 girls but get all your jerk mileage from the same five women. Why is she the one that sticks. Why are the others written in water. Which one am I to them.
delicioustacos 
Longtime lurker first time commenting. You made my day having a new post, been checking everyday since the last.
Your last line really gets me. “Which one am I to them.” You are brutally honest and I think it’s the stand out aspect of your writing. Hope to see more in the future
Man DT you hit it on the nose as always. I do my morning release in the shower like clockwork, and it is the same 5-6 chicks every time. 3 are from high school 1 is a fuck buddy from a few years ago, and I rotate in whomever I may have banged recently. My N count is above hundreds but except for those I think about when I bathe they are just faint memories. On a different note when are you going to write about your recent travel?
I keep trying and the shit I come up with isn’t the truth. Soon though.
To venture a guess- her wanting you to impregnate her made a deep mark on your vanity.
Most of the ones I haven’t totally forgotten about are either some kind of milestone (first one to let me do X), or unfinished business/ones that got away.
“She had big tits and she was studying to be a mortician.” Hell, I’ve never seen this woman, and already I’m in love. It is said you can measure the worth of a man by the quality of his enemies. One might do the same using his exes. Good work, DT. Good to have you back.
Man, this one hit me hard. Good shit.