I need the doorbell to ring. It’s you. Come in. Wordlessly bend over and I stick it in your crusty cunt and cum before I’m halfway in because you caught me before my post work jerk. Wordlessly leave. Nine months later send a picture holding a slimy red faced worm. A note that says I don’t want any money. Just wanted you to know.
Come over and power bottom me with an asshole you’ve meticulously purged with spring water. When I cum in 15 seconds your face turns into a screen playing Witcher 3. I need you to fuck me then spread your legs, open your pussy, give birth to another hotter girl who also fucks me while you clean the toilet.
Seriously though just make me not do 100% of the work 100% of the time. Be reasonably not ugly. I just need hot enough to get me hard and you’d be shocked what gets me hard. Hot enough to make me cum too fast but not so hot you can leave me too easy and move to Provence. Have your life paid for by a male model who sells extremely pure cocaine. This happened to my last ex. Something like it happened to every other ex too. Every woman I’ve had is a fool* but they can all pick up a rich six foot eight Frenchman with a cock like a stonehenge pillar. As soon as they get rid of me.
I want to impregnate a thirteen year old foster child. Keep her in a finished basement until she has the baby and I eat it. I want a girl like Nell kept chained up in a cabin until pubescence. Part her three cunt hairs, launch load after load into her dumb young womb. Try not to laugh at her inchoate moans. Her na na ta ta ra-ah fucking Lady Gaga lyrics. I want a robot who takes my cum then tickles my ass while her eyes play Preston Jacobs Youtube videos. Maybe you’re the next best thing.
I deserve a medal for not knocking up underage girls in the Philippines. I’m not evil so my genes will be extinguished. Didn’t since I thought I’d regret it but every day regret not doing it. Should have split open every junior high aged slave, dropped full loads in every IQ 76 hut dweller. But I did the right thing. I’m still miserable. Take human kindness and blow it out your ass. If I had an ounce of courage I’d be on that plane now. Back outside the Kenny Rogers Roasters in Manila. First biological female I find, take her raw for 500 pesos. When you cum in them they ask for your Facebook. To blackmail you for water buffalo vet bills. Well the exchange rate must be better now. Thanks, Trump.
* Except you