Princesita Bella

27 Sep

In the park a woman asked me to save her from a crazy Mexican trying to molest her. He kept following her, she said. Wanting to give her a drawing. Excuse me this guy’s bothering me, really scaring me. Can you please pretend we’re together.

I’d have liked to be together for real. The top of her face at least looked beautiful. Over her mask with red flowers on it. A little sweat around her black hair. Medium tits. I had my shirt off. I look good. I must seem like a Viking to these Hispanics.

He came staggering up holding a white clipboard with his drawing. Small guy and he just looked naive and maybe retarded. But he kept coming toward her. And I stayed between them. I said some shit to her like hey honey. Playing the role. And to him don’t come too close. We got corona. Ready to escalate. And he said beautiful do you want the drawing.

Just put it on the table man. We gotta get going. Just put it down and go. He insisted that we look. Roses with thorns and a heart that said Princesita Bella. Then he did what I told him. Like I did what she told me. Put it down and walked off.

Five foot two and retarded. He still took his shot. Men just need a place for our love to go.

I escorted her to her picnic table. She’d left her beach towel and chrome coffee cup and a book called Spinster. I asked do you want the drawing. And she said ugh, God no. I said hey I’m DT. She said I’m Emily, already walking away backward. Wanting as much to do with me as with him.

14 Responses to “Princesita Bella”

  1. weeklyreader23 September 28, 2020 at 2:37 pm #

    Well that’s the gratitude of entitlement for you. You were expected to perform a role nothing more. A scintilla of the same humanity you showed her was a bridge too far.

    • J.B November 14, 2020 at 10:35 pm #

      I reread this post and it profoundly reminded of his post “Belinda”. The hypocrisy of these women is laughable… yet it reaches a point where pain and humor blur into one and the brutal truth is what’s left as a result.

  2. choad September 28, 2020 at 8:20 pm #

    if u gonna follow Ahnold’s footsteps gotta get urself a BIG latina like this:

    • Winston October 2, 2020 at 12:39 pm #

      wrong. Del Tacos needs to marry and impregnate a Peruvian, have a half-white half-latina sexy daughter who can then ride my cock on her 18th birthday. but knowing what we know about DT’s preferences, most likely he will settle for some random 4/10 chinkoid, and she’ll shit out the next Elliot. through a series of coincidences, the kid will wind up as my apt pupil and i’ll teach him about the true history of the World. it’s the ciiiircle of liiiiifeeee.

      • UniqueIdentifier October 3, 2020 at 10:25 pm #

        There’s no way this isn’t DT’s final goal. Produce to have sex with his equals by proxy of his own children. Ultimate sociopath. Chicks dig sociopaths. Obviously. You’re all getting laid constantly.

      • Nick Kerz October 7, 2020 at 12:59 pm #

        UniqueIdentifier, if delicioustacos were 100% serious about marriage and having at least 1 cute daughter with whom to look at waterfalls with, he could easily get a young wife from Venezuela, where the latinas are quite desperate, beautiful and have exotic black hair just like he prefers. Or even find one from Colombia. Look up “Alinity” as an example of a pretty sexy colombian woman. The sad reality is that he has Low Self-Esteem and that’s why he continues to waste time with 4’s and 6’s of the chink/gook varietal. He says he wants a wife, so logically he must look for women with MOM ENERGY. instead, every single post reveals that he goes for women with intense CUNT energy. just look at the recent Sadie for example, could already tell she’s a huge pain in the ass. he’ll eventually get stuck with some nagging bitch who doesn’t stay fit. screencap this.

      • Anonymous October 12, 2020 at 8:17 pm #

        latina pilled bros 10 seconds after marrying their based mestiza mommy gf
        Also alinity fucks her dog

  3. Eric Shun September 29, 2020 at 7:32 pm #

    did she have tetas grandes

    • Eric Shun September 29, 2020 at 11:57 pm #

      oh i just noticed you said medium tits. no wonder i didn’t get into ucla. missing all the important details.

  4. Anonymous October 1, 2020 at 9:20 pm #

    Man helps woman running from man trying to hit on her. Man then thinks this is a good time to hit on woman who was trying to get away from a man who she had to ask for help to get away from. This and so many more great ideas brought to you by DT.

    • anon October 2, 2020 at 10:10 am #

      Where in this story do you see DT hitting on her? Exchanging a few words with someone who just helped you out is common decency

  5. Anony-fucking-mous October 2, 2020 at 6:04 am #

    The movies told me that this is precisely the best time to hit on a woman. Don’t tell me that they’re actually wrong. That would break my heart.

  6. jeffe October 30, 2020 at 10:09 pm #

    Never play the white knight for any woman, ever. Let her die.

  7. J.B November 4, 2020 at 2:17 pm #

    Tacos should’ve asked for payment up front from that slut…

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