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The Answer to Every Dating Question Is:

6 Aug

Because you are ugly.

Why do girls flake?  Because you are ugly.  Why do they not message me back?  Because you are ugly.  Why is she cagey about giving me her phone number?  Because you are ugly. Why did she give me the cheek at the end of the date?  Because you are ugly.

Good looking people never have to ask these questions unless they are extraordinarily repellent and retarded.  If you have ever thought any of these things, you are ugly. Sorry.  Trust me, I know all this shit from experience.