The Answer to Every Dating Question Is:

6 Aug

Because you are ugly.

Why do girls flake?  Because you are ugly.  Why do they not message me back?  Because you are ugly.  Why is she cagey about giving me her phone number?  Because you are ugly. Why did she give me the cheek at the end of the date?  Because you are ugly.

Good looking people never have to ask these questions unless they are extraordinarily repellent and retarded.  If you have ever thought any of these things, you are ugly. Sorry.  Trust me, I know all this shit from experience.

13 Responses to “The Answer to Every Dating Question Is:”

  1. Anonymous August 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm #

    Or, phrased in less absolute terms, these things happen because you are, for whatever reason, not attractive to the person you’re wooing. I don’t know why you are so determined to speak in absolute terms, comparing yourself to some fantastic Platonic ideal of man.

    • Anonymous August 7, 2012 at 9:00 pm #

      This is the proper phrasing. For instance, I’ve liked a few guys from afar based on looks, but when they finally spoke I couldn’t stand their voices and any attraction withered up instantly. I’m sure it’s not true for every girl, but I can’t be the only one.

  2. Anonymous August 6, 2012 at 3:40 pm #

    yeah but based on the pics I saw of you on your okcupid profile, you, DT, are not ugly. You’re a decent looking guy.. in in fact, you have the kind of scruffy hipster look that most girls find attractive.

    Here’s the thing.. a guy doesn’t have to be some preening, chiselled super-model type to be attractive to a girl. The blogger Sofia from the manosphere had an excellent post a while back on the kind of look girls find attractive in a guy and how it is so different from what guys think girls find attractive in a guy. I would link that post but her blog seems to be dead now, unfortunately.

    Doesn’t mean a girl doesn’t care about looks.. as you’ve pointed out before, females are pretty much just as “shallow” as men when it comes to judging a guy by their looks.. but what a girl finds physically attractive in a guy isn’t what you think it is. Also, whereas a guy will be ready to fuck a girl if she’s attractive enough (and even if she’s a 4 or 5 even) to get a girl to fuck you, you need a lot more than just looks. Females are far more demanding and discriminating and picky. So looks will get your foot in the door.. but you still gotta close the deal. But anyway, you know all this shit. Who am I to tell you this, the 36 y/o guy who regularly gets sweet 19 y/o pussy. You’ve written multiple posts on how you have to do everything perfectly to get a girl into bed.. you have to be the one to be interesting while she just has to show up and have a vagina.. you have to amuse her.. dazzle her with your wit.. make sure you don’t make even one small misstep… otherwise it all comes crashing down and the bitch will lose interest.

    • Anonymous August 6, 2012 at 6:49 pm #

      Maybe DT used to be ugly.

    • R. Lee August 7, 2012 at 12:21 am #

      No, you are wrong. Mr. Tacos is right

      If you don’t get laid, it is because you are ugly. End of story.

  3. Anonymous August 6, 2012 at 7:38 pm #

    or because YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE

    • sylviasarah August 7, 2012 at 9:16 am #

      Um…if we’ve learned anything it’s that being an asshole gets you laid…and wine.

    • Paul August 7, 2012 at 9:16 am #

      Wrong! I’ve seen more assholey people get laid with regularity than the: oh isn’t he sweet, just keep him talking while I go fuck this asshole in the shitter, because I’m sure the nice guy will give me a ride home when I’m done sucking off the asshole in the bathroom.

  4. sylviasarah August 7, 2012 at 2:33 pm #

    How is no one questioning the actual content of this? It doesn’t work. Obviously you (DT) think you’re ugly or you wouldn’t be saying “they” when you’re talking about good looking people. And even if that was just a mistake and you do think you’re good looking, those things that supposedly happen only to ugly people that don’t happen to good looking people, you do that to chicks all the time. It’s like, what you live for.

    Or is it just some weird, deep thing like, the only answer you could ever give to someone who ask these kinds of questions (the kind of person who wouldn’t automatically assume it’s because the other person was undeserving) is that he/she is ugly? Like that’s the only answer they’d accept because nothing can be done about ugly so you tell them this so they don’t keep asking themselves questions they’ll never get the answer to? Or there is just something really ugly in a generic sense, not necessarily a physical sense of the word?

    • Shaddap August 8, 2012 at 10:02 am #

      It’s simply easier to assume ugliness is the contributing factor to failure rather than consider the countless other idiosyncratic variables that goes through the insipid mind of the typical woman on a blind date.

      • sylviasarah August 8, 2012 at 12:45 pm #

        Ugh…the more shit you all talk the more I wonder why you even bother. I know it’s easier to assume that it’s just ugliness and the contributing factor…not like, a contributing factor or a major contributing factor? just THE contributing factor? Contributing to what? I mean, I guess I just resent how every post DT talks about not calling girls back because he has some emotional deficiency but instead of recognizing that, he just throws out some crap about how all anyone cares about are looks and there is, never has been or never will be anything more.

        There are biologically based urges having to do with appearance, yes, but this is not the answer for girls that DT hasn’t called back and that is most certainly a point against this post being true. All DT cares about are looks because even though he whines, not as often as before, about wanting to settle down and have some kids, he doesn’t actually care about that as much as he does care about looks. He’s generalizing and refuses to question his own motives and just puts more fuel into this wierd fire made of men who read this and just take it as fact without questioning it’s source or whether or not it is actually fact.

        Ugly is a factor, A factor but obviously not THE factor and I’m really surprised how often you are all just not questioning the obviously wrong stuff he posts when he doesn’t even believe it himself, or if he does, he has to recognize the irony.

      • Anonymous August 9, 2012 at 12:01 am #

        Your post has no point. And you fail to realize it’s simply a blog and not necessarily to be taken at face value. It’s not gospel nor is it a manifesto, it’s just a snapshot of some dude’s frame of mind at some arbitrary point in time. So chill out, get laid or whatever works for you, captain buzzkill.

      • sylviasarah August 21, 2012 at 9:14 pm #

        Oh, because that’s not a common theme in the world and something that a bunch of guys in the manosphere don’t already complain about: Mindless women. I understand what it might be and screw it, he posts this stuff up here and loves all the comments he gets so get over it.

        And seriously, you really know you have a valid argument when you have to personally attack whoever it is that you’re challenging. All I’m doing is questioning the logic and it’s a valid question no matter how much or little sex I get. You do have a valid point in that I should recognize that it’s just a snapshot but, I’m often blinded by wanting to make this poor sap feel better and stop lying to himself. He’s awesome and…Idk, when you see someone you appreciate seem down on themselves, you try and make them feel better. That’s it.

        Love,
        SS
        Killing buzzes since 1984.

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