Wherever You Go, Pain Follows

30 Aug

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My friend called me upset. He has random gay sex in the park at night. Sometimes in the daytime too. At 3AM or on lunch break, men in your town congregate in some agreed upon spot by the river. Or a certain bathroom in the mall, and so forth. To have unprotected sex with strangers. Then they go home to their wives.

The way it works he said is the guys cluster up and form a circle. With their backs facing out. So if you’re in the park for some other purpose, if you’re walking your Airedale at 3AM, what you’d see is a circle of men’s backs shuffling and shifting. And as you got close you’d see some of them were leaning in to reach their hands inside the circle. Or crouching down. Older men. Bald men. Fat men. Dressed like normal people. Ross Dress for Less clothes. In the middle there’s a guy naked from the waist down. He’s getting fisted or fucked. Making moaning snuffling sounds and a guy pounding him cruelly and hard. The men in the circle groaning and jacking off. Saying stuff like “take that cock you little bitch.” Reaching in from their huddle to stroke the two men’s assholes and balls.

He went to the park. He went up to the circle and tried to shoulder his way in, he said. And the other guys pushed him out. They closed him out in a phalanx and wouldn’t let him jerk off to the two husbands fucking. And when he asked please let me in they just grunted meanly.

Then another guy walked up and they let him right in.

13 Responses to “Wherever You Go, Pain Follows”

  1. Tank Fappit August 30, 2023 at 11:30 am #

    ohh so that was the easter egg extra in Pacino’s Cruising

  2. Starschmucks August 30, 2023 at 8:36 pm #

    DeeTee could’ve written about anything and he chose to write about gay sex. It wasn’t even funny. Losing your touch, old man.

    • Anonymous August 31, 2023 at 5:42 am #

      Oh shush it was good

  3. Catxman August 31, 2023 at 1:36 pm #

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    The review would be mostly positive. I mean, Delicious has been plugging away in the trenches for around a decade now and is deserving of some props.

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  4. Ozempic-Pussy August 31, 2023 at 7:58 pm #

    And that friend’s name is…Barack Hussein Obama II.

    • Anonymous September 4, 2023 at 3:52 pm #

      😂

  5. roxixmas September 1, 2023 at 12:27 am #

    I’m reading Savage Spear of the Unicorn. Feels good to laugh out loud. Can relate to the whole wanting to kill the pit bull next door thing. Meditation doesn’t really help. I’ve got a collection of short stories coming out on Roadside Press in October. Clown Gravy. Laughing out loud helps. Fo sho.

  6. Pete Buttigieg September 1, 2023 at 8:00 pm #

    Finally, a blog I can relate to.

  7. Confessional comment September 5, 2023 at 2:36 pm #

    Weird, I’m open to fucking passable troons like suzi hunter or taftaj right in their smelly boipucci, but this post about actual men fucking each other in public made me feel extreme disgust. Maybe transwomen are women afterall.

    • Tgirls are TIGHT September 7, 2023 at 8:02 pm #

      Matt McCusker is that you?

  8. clenched conservative September 9, 2023 at 7:25 pm #

    fag

  9. Proud Tesla EVthusiast September 15, 2023 at 5:04 pm #

    he would’ve been warmly invited into that G*y s*x ring had he driven a Tesla.

  10. Dasha_Shits September 16, 2023 at 11:31 am #

    By now we’ve gotten a glimpse into what Dasha_Eats™, but what does Dasha shit? I ask because lately I’ve been having some really disgusting, runny diarrhea. Stinks up my entire bathroom, which is made worse when it’s humid and the stench just hangs in the air. I have a window but no fan to vent the smell out. I need to know what I’m doing wrong, but I already have an idea that it’s due to processed foods. Anyway, since you’re friends with her, can you ask Dasha to take some pics of her feces? Ask her if they have a bad smell or if they smell like nothing? I want to know the full story from start to end. Thanks. Big fan of your work.

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