A Vestige

15 May

of my cocaine-addicted compulsively-masturbating past is that part of me is constantly on the lookout for everyday objects that can be used as artificial vaginas. For instance, we just got flowers shipped to the office with a freezer pack to keep them fresh, and it has melted into a bag of fleshlike gel, and I’m stealing it to take home and fuck tonight.

One Response to “A Vestige”

Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. One Year of Sobriety | delicioustacos - February 7, 2015

    […] this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this and […]

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: