Advice for Anorexics

24 May

Weigh yourself once a week. 2-3 days before your weighing day stop eating salty food of any kind. The morning of your weighing, do not hydrate yourself. Preferably you should have gone out drinking the night before and made yourself piss like crazy and smoked cigarettes and then woken up in the morning and taken a massive acidic liquidy shit. Then do your longest cardio workout of the week without drinking any water, and weigh yourself afterwards. The whole week you will feel thin.

One Response to “Advice for Anorexics”

  1. Anonymous July 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm #

    This makes me sad. Black guy. 6’3″. Jacked. And I am sad.

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