Celebrity Sighting: Busta Rhymes

13 Jun

From 2005:

I saw Busta Rhymes in the gym. He was with a whole crew. They stopped the regular gym music and put on… a fucking Busta Rhymes record, the one where he says “If you really wanna party with me/ Put your hands where my eyes can see.” The entourage was rocking out to it, and Busta started repeating the lyrics to them in weird primitive English, like: “it say: ‘put yo’ hands where my eyes can see!’” But speaking, not rapping. And they would laugh uproariously for some reason.

That’s how I want to travel someday- with a cadre of jewel-encrusted black men the size of tyrannosaurs, who laugh whenever I speak like it was the funniest fucking thing they ever heard.

2 Responses to “Celebrity Sighting: Busta Rhymes”

  1. Matthew Moglia (@MatthewMoglia) June 13, 2012 at 6:35 pm #

    flipmode squad in the gym? did they try and sell you any flipmode roids? i hear not only do they get you jacked, jewelry begins to magically stick to you like a magnet.

  2. Anonymous June 30, 2012 at 11:24 am #

    Flipmode is the greatest.

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