Diary 2005: Must Love Hogs

22 Jul

Those Dove ads– with the fat chicks standing around in their panties… the one all the way on the right, with the chin-length brown hair, kind of tan. She’s got this cute round face that makes her look about fourteen years old, this cute little nubbin nose… oh god, do Iwant to fuck that pig… that sloppy fat whore… her fat looks all smooth and soft, not all cellulitey and grainy like real fat chicks. Like there’s muscle underneath it. Man, I just want to cum in that hot little underage sow and make her have my baby…

The rest of them are disgusting.

8 Responses to “Diary 2005: Must Love Hogs”

  1. Anonymous July 23, 2012 at 12:31 am #

    there must be a nice guy SOMEWHERE in that trim underbelly. otherwise, you are an awful human being and it’s not okay.

    • Anonymous July 23, 2012 at 2:37 pm #

      you must be fat.

      • Shaniqua Venzen July 23, 2012 at 6:38 pm #

        Fat with a PH!
        You buggin

    • Not A Fatty July 28, 2012 at 12:28 pm #

      sarah lagens lackies are still pissed at you, DT.

  2. Anonymous July 23, 2012 at 7:00 pm #

    @anonymous: actually, i’m not but my guess is you have micro-penis

    • Anonymous July 23, 2012 at 9:49 pm #

      Definitely a fattie, lol.

  3. sylviasarah July 23, 2012 at 9:20 pm #

    Wow…have any of your old posts turned out approving comments on here?


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