I Have a Dream

15 Aug

Every four months or so I’ll have a dream that I can suck my own dick. I’ll be—you know in dreams, sometimes you just appear in a situation—I’ll be there with my dick in my mouth, thinking “holy shit! It’s not a dream this time! I can really suck my own dick!”

In the dream, I am aware of the past dreams, and what’s more I’m aware that in those past dreams I also thought that it wasn’t a dream that time. But still, I always think “holy shit! I know I’ve had this as a dream many times but this time it’s for real! I can suck my own dick!”  Like INCEPTION, but with sucking one’s own dick.

I hope some day that this happens and is not a dream. I’m getting sick of it.

7 Responses to “I Have a Dream”

  1. Phuk Yoo August 15, 2012 at 6:03 pm #

    Your last two posts have been totally homosexual. Are you trying to tell us something?

    • Fag. August 15, 2012 at 8:09 pm #

      I have known many gods. He who denies them is as blind as he who trusts them too deeply. I seek not beyond death. It may be the blackness averred by the Nemedian skeptics, or Crom’s realm of ice and cloud, or the snowy plains and vaulted halls of the Nordheimer’s Valhalla. I know not, nor do I care. Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content.

      • eric August 15, 2012 at 10:15 pm #


        what’ that from anyway?

      • Fag. August 16, 2012 at 8:51 am #

        Robert E. Howard

      • sylviasarah August 16, 2012 at 10:05 am #

        Thanks for the reference. I pulled some other quotes of his. He sounds pretty great.

      • eric August 16, 2012 at 11:55 am #

        Thanks. I realise I could have just googled one of those lines.
        Have you seen ‘Valhalla Rising’? Trippy and very violent.

  2. mrguypants August 16, 2012 at 6:49 am #

    I’m straight, but if I could suck my own dick, I’d do it for sure. It would be epically awesome.

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