She Left Me a Message

16 Aug

Saying she would have called me back, but she’d been cellphoneless all day. Cellphoneless getting pounded by huge unprotected cock from the love of her life.

15 Responses to “She Left Me a Message”

  1. Anonymous August 16, 2012 at 2:35 pm #

    What kinda bullshat post is this? Where’s the DT nutsac of victory, enough with this beta horseshat.

  2. sylviasarah August 16, 2012 at 3:22 pm #

    What’s a beta? I can’t google manosphere stuff because I always end up on the pages that talk about how feminism (defined as women wanting to do anything other than bone for any reason other than getting a man off) is the cause of America turning socialist and the Mayan calendar is actually predicting the end of the world and blah blah we’re all going to die because women are the devil and there is no such thing as a woman who is not the devil. Ever.

    And, is “horseshat” pronounced horses-hat? or is it like a cute-sie way of saying horseshit (horse-shit)?

    • Anonymous August 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm #

      Beta male as opposed to Alpha male. DT often projects an Alpha attitude but as of late as gone full beta. It’s a load of horseSHAT.

      • Phuk Yoo August 16, 2012 at 6:11 pm #

        Yes, third homosexual update in a row.

        Pining after a cabin in the woods, fantasizing about performing fellatio, and hoping she calls back. What happened to this guy?

      • sylviasarah August 16, 2012 at 10:47 pm #

        Oh. So…beta is a bad thing? or…damn it. I should probably just not care.

      • sylviasarah August 17, 2012 at 9:31 am #

        I’m still not seeing why horseshat is necessary when you have already made reference to nutsac. Can you past tense a noun?

      • sylviasarah August 17, 2012 at 10:00 am #

        *Can you put a noun in the past tense? I totally just verbed a noun…

      • Anonymous August 17, 2012 at 10:41 am #

        Do you work?

      • sylviasarah August 18, 2012 at 2:31 am #

        Nope. Just going to school. Do you work? If so, thanks for your tax money 🙂

      • Anonymous August 18, 2012 at 3:26 am #

        Lol, nice blog traffic..

  3. Jake August 16, 2012 at 9:11 pm #

    Alpha = current interwebz fantasy lolcatz meme of dudes with assbergers, raised by day time TV and empty carbs. Alpha = posting you’re-a-homo comments on great writing.

    • Anonymous August 17, 2012 at 12:08 am #

      Oh noes! Jake’s hero has been sullied!

      • sylviasarah August 17, 2012 at 10:01 am #

        *haz bin suleed!

      • R. Lee August 28, 2012 at 1:44 am #

        Anonymous, please let me such your dick, too. I think it will make me a better writer.

        Thanks. Let me know.

    • R. Lee August 28, 2012 at 1:43 am #

      My mouth. Your dick. Lots of suching.

      Better writing.

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