Look- here’s the deal:
You are broke
Hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt
You just turned thirty, and your eggs are dried up, only good for autistic retarded children
Our industry is collapsing
You live in squalor with filthy pets
You are a revolving door of meaningless relationships with untalented comedians who will only endlessly break your heart
In a cycle of diminishing returns
BUT
BUT, MOLLY
Wait, brb
delicioustacos 
LMAO at Molly’s eggs being dried up at 30…that’s when most people START their families these days. Molly has a good decade ahead of her still to breed healthy kids. Now, the untalented comedians, however, are always a bad decision.
sounds like somebody’s 30th birthday’s coming up!
According to a fertility doctor friend, a woman’s fertility only starts becoming an issue at 35.
Starts dropping off at 25, reduced by about 50-60% by 30. Most people probably just fuck twice as often. I don’t know how you define “an issue” though.
Aww that’s so sweet…I’m actually 38 and have had my kids though! I started at 34 and everything went swimmingly. My husband is a talented TV editor, not an untalented comedian, although I will say that he’s not immune to the creative moodiness disease from time to time, so I sympathize with Molly!
Lol at “talented” tv editor. Lmfao.
Now, now, Anon. I said he was a talented tv editor, but that doesn’t mean tv editing is what he’s talented at. Wink.
That may be true, but the cutoff age for selling your eggs is 29. Once you turn 30 they won’t buy them anymore. Actually some places it’s 27 or 28, I think. They really want college girls’ eggs… Super fertile (says the girl who had two abortions in college).
Oh yes, when selling or buying eggs it’s a whole other ball game…I’m sure that if I had to shop for someone else’s eggs, I’d want some tender, juicy college ones too! 😉 I was assuming DT meant that it was too late for her to have her OWN children, which is wrong.
Now I’m hungry for eggs.
Ironically speaking of untalented comedians..
At age 30 the statistical likelihood of giving birth to a mongoloid increases dramatically. By age 35 the likelihood is approximately tripled.
That’s where amino comes in handy though. Did you know that the vast majority of Down Syndrome babies are born to women in their 20’s? That’s because women over 35 generally opt for amino, whereas younger women don’t (and shouldn’t have to, but it does result in some, uh, unexpected events sometimes.)
Amnio, not amino…damn you, autocorrect.
Christy’s feeling a bit defensive about her age..
A woman is most fertile and most horny and most able to orgasm multiple times (ie stamina) between 30 and 35.
You are such a loser DT.
And there we have it.
“you’re such a loser”
I predict “wow, just wow” next.
Or maybe “man up”
Didn’t take long did it.
You go grrrrrl! Or is it “you go, Whiny Mangina White Knight?” Hard to tell with those anonymous handles.
Where’d you get this statistic? The back of Cougar Prowl Monthly? Wave your dick in the general direction of an 18 year old and she’s knocked up.
Maybe you said “most fertile” when you really mean “suddenly hoping for children after 15 years on the dick train and doing everything possible to start her very own tard farm while dusty sexual obsolescence creeps ever nearer.”
God that’s untrue
It’s sad that women are most fertile and horny after they’ve passed their prime.
Now, now, Anon. I said he was a talented tv editor, but that doesn’t mean tv editing is what he’s talented at. Wink.
Whoops wrong spot. (That’s what SHE said)
molly is a sexy name
There is something insidious and horrible that starts to kick in around age 34-35 for women conceiving children. It is universal for all women, cannot be tested for to avoid, and cannot be avoided. Basically, there is a roughly even trade off between advancing genetic maternal age after that point and reduced vitality and life expectancy in daughters. So, if a woman aged 39 (when the ovum is extracted) conceives a daughter, about 6 years, or 10%, is taken off any daughter’s lifespan and health. At 44, it’s about 10 years, or 15%. And, it’s not “they just die at 72 instead of 82, with everything else the same until then”. All through those daughter’s lives, their health, their vitality, their vigor, their life expectancy are reduced at every age. Women should have all their kids before 30.