No New Messages

9 Feb

I want this 20 year old girl to message me back.  This 20 year old girl with big tits and a big ass and a cute face, good bone structure, 20 years old.  Looking for casual sex.  What kind of sexual experience, she asked, do I have to give you to get my own entry on your blog.  I ought not to have answered while drunk.  A terrible one, obviously, I said.  A shitty one.  Well it’s the truth.  If you just come over and talk to me and fuck me good and we’re not alone in the world for five minutes, where’s the fun in that.  I need you to get in my head.  I need you to hit me right away with the foreknowledge of loss.  That’s what Gertrude pulled off.  She had her flaws but I knew she was gonna leave me so there was something to think about.  Plus I needed someone to come over and pick up booze on the way home.  Life is pretty simple.

4 Responses to “No New Messages”

  1. The 20 year old girl from OkCupid February 9, 2013 at 10:21 pm #

    Maybe I will reactivate my profile and respond to your message. Though I’m not sure you can afford to spend part of your EDD check on the alcohol you’ll need to ply me so I will be drunk enough to sleep with you. I wonder if your adoring fans have ‘donated’ enough of their hard earned ‘Merican dollars to fund our fuckdate? Where’s that fat twat Sylvia when you need pity money?

    • Anonymous February 9, 2013 at 11:27 pm #

      What a cunt.

      • Rosbifou February 11, 2013 at 11:25 am #

        Yep, anyone can pretend to be that girl. Reads more like a guy penned that, actually.

  2. Anonymous April 11, 2013 at 7:49 am #

    #spielbergsbracupsize #grammaspielberg

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