Park Diary: Day Game

22 Dec

Asian girl keeps smiling at me and then cracking up. She wants the dick. I could go over and talk to her. But in the 15 yard walk over I’d suddenly become unattractive. The act of speaking to her makes me beneath her. Women don’t want the kind of guy who comes up to them. They want the kind of guy they come up to and they never come up to anyone.

Oh well. What would I want from her anyway. I just want her to bend over and present so I could blast prematurely in her ovulating pussy. Then for her to disappear and raise my mutt bastard without ever contacting me again. What are the odds.

She has acne but she’s wearing florescent salmon dolphin shorts and the leg flops open and you can see her toothpaste colored panties. You can tell she has a fat pussy. Her eyes look like she’s thinking about something stupid. The eyes of a person who keeps track of the fight between Azalea Banks and Iggy Azalea. But no– don’t judge people. How do you know what she’s like. Maybe she’s your future wife. Go over there dude. Or maybe go home and shotgun your nuts off. Then you could think about something else.

4 Responses to “Park Diary: Day Game”

  1. Bango Tango December 22, 2014 at 9:02 pm #

    Dude, you’re a freakin genius.

    “But in the 15 yard walk over I’d suddenly become unattractive”.

    How do you nail this shit? I don’t even have to think anymore during the day. I’ll just open my email and read DT. LOFL

  2. Bango Tango December 22, 2014 at 9:38 pm #

    I nominate Delicious Tacos as the new Woody Allen. You should be writing comedy scripts or something bro.

    • Ash Ketchum December 26, 2014 at 2:36 pm #

      Woody Allen ain’t talented enough to lick DT’s sweaty, soiled feet.

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