God

5 Jul

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God will not get you any pussy. He cannot cure cancer. Or at least, He won’t. He won’t get your kids home safe; He won’t save your job; He will not affect your AIDS test. What He will do if you can get through to Him is remind you that it doesn’t matter. God is your insignificance. God is the knowledge that you’re already dead. The world moves on as if you were never there. One day it’ll be as though the world itself was never there. Your mistakes, less meaningful than the death of a liver fluke. Like your happiness.

You were never born. You never lived. When you’re dead things are just the way they’ve always been. Somehow by some accident you exist for half a second. Hear a woodpecker in the park. Take a couple good shits, beat off and die. Even if you’re Hitler– you were never there. Do what you want, or don’t. Fail. Never leave the house– or do, go nurse orphans in Somalia. Who gives a fuck; it’s all nothing. Your pitiful instant divided by infinity is so much of nothing that zero is too big a number to express it.

What a relief.

11 Responses to “God”

  1. Jed July 5, 2015 at 12:42 pm #

    This post is tough to argue with. However, you have a soul, don’t you think you were given it for some reason?

  2. IMGrody July 5, 2015 at 6:13 pm #

    “God will not get you any pussy. He cannot cure cancer. Or at least, He won’t. He won’t get your kids home safe; He won’t save your job; He will not affect your AIDS test. What He will do if you can get through to Him is remind you that it doesn’t matter.”

    – Delicious Tacos

    This might be the greatest God quote of all time.

  3. Anonymous July 5, 2015 at 7:04 pm #

    Your writing is getting very, very good.

  4. Atlanta Man July 5, 2015 at 9:23 pm #

    There is no god, there is no you , there is no me. There just is, insignificant is this life, it is just the id.

    Neo Buddhism is this spiritual thing I am into, but damn it I still love hot young ass…..

    • Anony-fucking-mous July 6, 2015 at 9:47 pm #

      Without us to observe the grand, ever-present, inexhaustible nature of the universe and how it weathers the unending march of time, then it too would also be insignificant. The vast distances of space would mean nothing if we were not here to marvel at them. This place needs us in our insignificance if only just to lend it some significance of its own.

      • Pat Pong July 25, 2015 at 1:31 pm #

        Fag

  5. jackrabbitslims July 9, 2015 at 1:55 am #

    great writing. it reaches new highs now on a regular basis. keep that going on man you are an inspiration and damn funny

  6. Sweetbeak greatest fan July 11, 2015 at 3:38 pm #

    OMFGorbz, like amaaaazing riting omg. New peaks daily, we’re really on roll here fella. So boocowski and kerowhack omg omg . like danzing was the baby of elvis and jim morrison (copyrighted thoughtstuff) we are going plaid. snips of puppy dog tail literature , moonbeaky and the sweetbeak of a rare duck species. a quip at the end.

  7. fake name August 22, 2015 at 6:44 pm #

    You don’t need god to be a nihilist. Why not cut out the middle-man?

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