Dirty Mexican Cunt

25 Oct
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Previously

I stole this title from some other writer she’s fucking now. She sent me one of his poems. I had to beg her. She does not want to discuss her love life. Afraid it will make me like her less. Well it did, but the poem didn’t make me jealous. That would have been a problem. He has another one called Dirty Mexican Twat, she said. Parenthetically: it’s not about me.

This one is about you.

What did you expect, you fucking fool. Can’t make a ho into a housewife. Well I’m a ho and someone could easily make me a housewife. Anyone under 35 without birth defects. Anyone halfway interesting. Who reads a book once in a while. Or even not. I just want a bedwarmer. A hole to put babies in. I don’t need a woman who speaks English, or even speaks at all. I need a woman from 1232 AD who can’t read. Stays home. Doesn’t go out taking every dick from every guy in every band, every fucking bartender. All I need is one woman who likes me more than other men. She doesn’t exist. I’m not special enough. The only one who feels this way is my mother.

You made me text that girl from AA. She has less than one year of sobriety. Off limits to the ethical alcoholic. I went after a newcomer once, my sponsor tells me. Two weeks later she hung herself. I held hands with a girl from the only place you ever meet girls. In the morning, a bloody hook hung from the car bumper. An AA girl takes a thousand lifetimes of gnarly dick but somehow touching mine will kill her.

Still, he’s right. Sobriety is good. My sex habits: bad. Don’t let them touch. Already things are fucked up in the rooms. Showed this site to one sober woman last year. She showed it to another who showed it to another and so on. One day I say hi to this girl and she gives me a look like I burned her kids alive. Is she telepathic, I think. How else does she look like she can read my dirty thoughts. What could possibly cause this. I’m a stupid, stupid man.

Had to text her because you walked off the plane and onto another dick. While my bed was still warm. While I was thinking: holy shit I can still feel love. Also: now I’ve fucked a pretty girl and I get to be alone without pain.

You tell me what I already know and I get to do what I want. Which is cry about what we had. What about what we had, you sex addicted semi-pro who was in town on some old guy’s money. But that’s bullshit, calling you that. You’re an extraordinary person. You’re just sick like me. What I felt for you was real. To believe otherwise is to believe love is impossible. Which is probably true. But comprehending it is like grasping the true size of the universe. Your mind isn’t built for it.

Meanwhile my organs are failing. Could be gallbladder worms from the Philippines. Swimming in the filthy river, legs lashed up from steering the moto into some brush thicket out of Predator. No turning radius on those things, and water buffalo in the road. I have not google imaged the worms. Don’t want to shatter my faith that they’re spiny armored things with pincers. Chittering abyssal monsters like from a black smoker, or something that lays in wait for a thousand years in the Marianna Trench. Waiting on a whale carcass to drop so it can feast for a century and grow five school buses long. Really they’re some featureless nematode. Still. They can impregnate themselves. Chew each other’s heads off when they mate; their five sets of hydra-headed squirming barbed genitals. Change sex if there are no girls around. Whatever it is has a better sex life than me. It should start a blog. Someday I’ll get a text from you, you’re engaged to a worm.

In the end you gave me what I want: to be miserable. So I can keep writing shit that brings more girls to make me miserable. Once in a while I think I can’t sustain this. Some day one will feel something back. Enough to not snap at the next shiny object. For your plan to work forever you’d have to live in some Twilight Zone hell where sexual anarchy had progressed so far it made human connection literally inconceivable. Well I’ve got good news.

88 Responses to “Dirty Mexican Cunt”

  1. Atlanta Man October 25, 2015 at 4:43 pm #

    Really attractive women suck, then they swallow. Seriously you feel about this girl the way I feel about Jossie Jagger, or Jillian Jansen when I watch their early “amature” videos before they get get used up by the porn industry. Back when I first saw Josie on netvidiogirls back when her name was Selena and I thought she was to pretty to do porn and if I could have just somehow met her it would be different and she would not have that hideous rose tattoo getting spirt roasted on Bang Bros. If I met Jillian before she did Amature Allure she would not be on Blacked getting DPed by 12 inch dongs. The top of my Captian Save a Hoe fantasies – Jessie Rodgers, sweet Jessie if I could have got to you before the breast implants and Dubai trips, if I could have told you how special you were- you would have called me creepy, done a bunch of blow and been just as fucked up as you are now.

    Bottom line there is no saving these beautiful women they get bored too quickly and are only attracted to you because you are not the final destination and they are just passing through. The only way this Mexican chick sticks around you is if you have so many chicks just as attractive as her, or more attractive then her really, that you do not really care about her- in that case you would not be writing this and she would be pissed you could not see how much she cares about you , more than those girls you keep around that are prettier than her but not as ” deep” as she is (I have never met this chick, but I am sure she is about as deep as the kiddie pool). Just like my fantasy world where Jillian, Jossie and Jessie just needed my understanding (not money, porn fame, attention, and amphetamines they don’t really want those things. They just needed a nice guy like me that “understands” them, yeah right…) to stop the flood of giant cock and eventual regret their lives will lead to- your fantasy world of this Mexican chick ever being more than a pretty face and sometimes fuck ; is just not grounded in reality. The incongruity of your emotional needs and her material reality is a gulf wider than the infinity of the universe.

    Ultimately what I am trying to say is get as much of that hot pussy as that little bitch will give you before she stops giving it to you- and if I know hot women, I know that day will come. It always does. Also take that anal goddamn it! This is America you are fucking for! Do it for the children, think of the children!

    • Buddyhead Is For the Children October 26, 2015 at 7:12 am #

      atlanta man, I wanna buy you a coca-cola

    • Anonymous October 26, 2015 at 1:03 pm #

      Marry your mother then duh

    • Father O'hara November 1, 2015 at 3:41 pm #

      Yesterday upon the stair/ I saw a Dirty Mexican Cunt that was’nt there/The Dirty Mexican Cunt wasn’t there again today/Oh I wish the Dirty Mexican Cunt would go away!

    • Ben Bien November 6, 2015 at 6:00 pm #

      cool story.

  2. Atlanta Man October 25, 2015 at 4:48 pm #

    “Mary,s head is shaped like the Apollo Space Capsule….” I am fucking dying here, Jesus!

  3. Anal Trauma October 25, 2015 at 5:31 pm #

    True human connection is impossible. Love doesn’t exist. We all struggle alone in a world constructed inside our heads.

    I haven’t showered for a week and my cock reeks of smegma.

    • Lee Holloway October 25, 2015 at 6:03 pm #

      poetry.

  4. Anony-fucking-mous October 25, 2015 at 8:29 pm #

    The patriarchy is any man even hoping that some woman will do him a kindness and not expect something back. Fortunately women are free from the patriarchy and can happily leave most men in a crippling void where we all get to be truly and commensurably alone with nary a soul to share the passage of time with. Women don’t realize how far men have been beaten down. At this point if a woman offered to buy me lunch without expecting a million favors on magnitude in return I’d probably give her a ring. That’s how bad it’s gotten for me. Every woman so far that I’ve dated has been self-absorbed and vapid. But I don’t want to stop dating attractive women… what’s a man to do? Why are pretty women so useless?

    • Atlanta Man October 25, 2015 at 9:37 pm #

      They are not useless, attractive women give wonderful erections and singlehandedly keep lotion stocks high.

  5. Anonymous October 26, 2015 at 7:09 am #

    “Someday I’ll get a text from you, you’re engaged to a worm”

    If your layout had magaziney pull quotes, that woulda been it.
    Yeah, maybe like 80s OMNI magazine, but still.

  6. Rimbaud October 26, 2015 at 8:44 am #

    It’s Filthy Mexican Twat, and you, sir, need to get a fucking grip. Have a little goddamned self control. Your mommy issues are bleeding out of your fingernails and its fucking disgusting. Most importantly, if you’re going to disabuse the title to my piece then get it right.

    • Atlanta Man October 26, 2015 at 9:59 am #

      Writers Fight!!! Writers Fight!!! Cage match!!! 2 men enter ,1 man leaves!!!

      • Anal Trauma October 26, 2015 at 1:36 pm #

        Even funnier, they’re going to fight over a slut! Betaness dripping off the walls instead of blood.
        Do you reckon they’ll slap each other instead of punching?

      • Lee Holloway October 26, 2015 at 4:22 pm #

        well, he did choose rimbaud as his handle. maybe he and dt will start a passionate affair. dt will change his name to verlaine. love does exist. everyone wins.

      • I'm Fancy. Who Wansta Palm My Bum Like a Basketball ? October 28, 2015 at 1:53 am #

        Gentlemen,

        After all that innuendo (RIMbaud, 2 men enter… etc)
        My orgasm was a dull rubbery sigh.

        Teases. You all suck (well, not rilly, but I digress).

    • Atlanta Man October 26, 2015 at 10:07 am #

      For the record he mentioned Filthy Mexican Twat in the first paragraph, but fuck that shit are you really going take this shit DT?!? Writers Fight!!! Pay per view!!!

      Delicious Tacos, He says you stole his title and massacred it. He has given your book a one star review, and wrote a diss paragraph in your comments section. Both of you have fucked Faith.. I mean mexican girl and he is dissing your mother….issues. I say declare war! Writers Fight!!! Fuck Floyd Mayweather this is the pay per view fight of the century!!!

    • K-Hole in the wall a tranny blew me through October 26, 2015 at 6:06 pm #

      “Disabuse” your title? Mommy issues?

      You write like a girl.

      • Rimbaud October 30, 2015 at 3:09 am #

        Thank you very much. I take complete pleasure in receiving such an equally ridiculous and flattering compliment. You, sir, follow the blog of a person who suffers from both narcissism and self doubt, self obsession and an utter lack of self worth that is so deep seated it leads to addiction and self abuse (two of the weakest qualities you’ll find in humanity). You’re reading a book that won’t ever be finished by the way. A long form suicide note written by a self loathing junkie with an opinion of women that matches most peoples opinions of toilets and even worse opinion of himself somehow. Consider that while you’re at home rubbing your dick to the poorly written ramblings of the loneliest, sad ass, lousy fuck of a pick up artist on the west coast and throwing daggers at your intellectual superior, I’m here getting to fuck the hot girl that your loser’s hero is pining over.

      • Huysmans October 30, 2015 at 11:57 am #

        You’re not even worthy of the Hep-C you contracted from DT’s old girl. Fag.

    • Anal Trauma October 26, 2015 at 6:34 pm #

      You obviously couldn’t control yourself considering you commented here. So much for self control.
      “Your mommy issues are bleeding out of your fingernails” – And you’re a writer????

    • Anonymous October 29, 2015 at 5:21 am #

      You idiot, that’s not what “disabuse” means.

      • Rimbaud October 30, 2015 at 3:14 am #

        I did misuse the word. You’re right. What I meant was fuck up my title. I was deeply involved in giggles while I as writing that. Thanks for correcting me.

    • Anal Trauma October 30, 2015 at 4:42 am #

      What’s your site/blog? I want to see it.

      • Anonymous October 30, 2015 at 1:48 pm #

        I don’t have a blog. Is not the nineties.

    • Fag October 30, 2015 at 11:52 pm #

      That’s not what “disabuse” means, idiot.

      DT used his internet notoriety to bang a hooker for free.

      Gloat some more over his sloppy seconds, fag.

  7. Anonymous October 26, 2015 at 4:20 pm #

    Using the word beta is beta

    • Anal Trauma October 26, 2015 at 4:37 pm #

      Saying “using the word beta is beta” is beta. Fag.

  8. Hadji October 26, 2015 at 6:31 pm #

    In love with a who’re? DT thinks he’s like that handsome actor in that movie bout the rich man and the Booker,I think his name is Richard Gore.

    • Hadji October 26, 2015 at 6:32 pm #

      That’s HOOKER!

  9. Anonymous October 27, 2015 at 2:31 pm #

    You are devolving as a writer. It’s the same chitter bullshit on fucking repeat. Being a recovering addict is actually not that interesting, you’re just one type of broke against millions of others. Stop being such a whiny bitch and write something that doesn’t appeal to the likes of Atlanta Man.

    • Anal Trauma October 27, 2015 at 3:28 pm #

      It is clear from your effete response that you like to suck horse cocks and drink donkey piss. Probably enjoy having a Mexicunt defecate in your mouth. Softcock fag.

      Leave Atlanta Man alone – he’s got enough problems.

      On a side note, Gentlemen, please remember the following: Once you have completed the act of either anal or vaginal coitus with your lady/current slut, don’t forget to immediately clean your dick off by wiping it on either her bedroom or living room curtains……………it’s the only way she will ever truly respect you.

      • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang October 28, 2015 at 9:13 pm #

        Last woman I fucked ?
        Newspaper for her curtains.
        Now I hate myself.

    • Atlanta Man October 27, 2015 at 9:10 pm #

      Anonymous is right, I am a degenerate pervert and I bring these comments section down. After Anonymous’s comment I have decided to go on a fast and reconsider commenting here, my chronic masturbation to Ms Hollaway’s tumbler, and life in general. Thank you Anonymous, farewell DT’s commenters, I will miss you all. Especially Ms Hollaway, I am really going to miss your slutty ass, and feet, and breasts, and cute little hands, I never got to see your sexy little abdomen but I know it is sexy, just like the rest of you. Will miss Ms Hollaway so much that I am going to her tumbler to masturbate. Masturbate, clear my head and think about how bad I feel for the damage I have caused here. I am sorry guys, and Ms Hollaway, sweet,sweet Hollaway…..forgive me.

      Oh and I will miss you too Anal Trauma. Adios.

      • Anal Trauma October 27, 2015 at 10:45 pm #

        It’ll be a rainy night in Georgia if you depart Atlanta Man.

      • Lee Holloway October 27, 2015 at 11:25 pm #

        Atlanta Man, you’ll be missed more than you know. (FYI, the tumblr was too much, had to take it down. Good news is that my now private WP is going to get much more graphic).

      • Nikolai Vladivostok October 30, 2015 at 5:17 am #

        Atlanta Man, don’t leave us! I don’t just love you because you’re the only one who comments on my blog. I also enjoy your stories about how you fuck teenagers. The Debauchersphere needs you.

  10. pro-positivity circle jerk comment October 27, 2015 at 3:07 pm #

    you’re such a great writer! keep it up! looking forward to your next book. I’m sure it will be another hit best seller!1!

  11. CK October 28, 2015 at 9:37 am #

    “I don’t know how many songs we’ve written about whores–it must be every other one. It’s all very deliberate. You can only say so much about love. I don’t see anything unreasonable about ‘Hey Nineteen’. I think that song’s self-explanatory, if not strictly autobiographical. I figured a lot of people could identify with it.” – Walter Becker

  12. Softcock fag. October 28, 2015 at 1:37 pm #

    I like the aesthetics of those words.

  13. Atlanta Man October 28, 2015 at 7:51 pm #

    I am done masturbating to Ms Hollaway and I have given everything a lot of thought. My nuts must hang, Delicous Tacos forever and Delicious Tacos comment Fo Life! Also Ms Hollaway we will never meet or speak, but know I have a strong right arm, a shitton of lotion and you in my thoughts, my filthy nasty dirty thoughts, and I do not like BDSM but when I think about you while looking at your nasty pictures I don’t have to tie you up to fuck you down. Tying chicks up ain’t for me, it is not like you going anywhere, I would just hold you down and fuck you hard- who needs rope for that?

    • Anal Trauma October 28, 2015 at 10:06 pm #

      Don’t forget, the fantasy is often better than the reality.
      Although, beating the shit out of a woman with a bullwhip is hard to beat. Especially when you’re wearing tight leather pants, tight white muscle top and tooled leather cowboy boots.
      But I haven’t really thought about it.

      Keep your comment hand strong Atlanta.

      • Softcock fag. October 28, 2015 at 11:59 pm #

        Oooo, what color boootss ?

    • Lee Holloway October 29, 2015 at 12:11 am #

      Atlanta Man, https://leehollowaygrey.wordpress.com/photos/

      Anal Trauma, when you’re done with your gay leather daddy bullwhip
      fantasy you are welcome to head over there too.

      • Anal Trauma October 29, 2015 at 12:49 am #

        It wasn’t gay Lee….It wasn’t gay.

      • Anal Trauma October 29, 2015 at 10:58 pm #

        You might want to consider removing your face from you know where. You’re very easy to trace. Connections to everything everywhere.

      • Lee Holloway October 29, 2015 at 11:16 pm #

        yes yes yes AT, i know you would love it if my face was actually anywhere you could find it. but only people who have the balls to email me directly MIGHT get a glimpse of it.

      • Anal Trauma October 31, 2015 at 7:23 am #

        The Motels – Total Control. Should be on your playlist.

      • Lee Holloway October 31, 2015 at 2:39 pm #

        😉 you’re watching me. i am both frightened and flattered. p.s. that is one of my favorite songs. goes on a lot of mixtapes. want me to make you one?

      • Lee Holloway October 31, 2015 at 11:51 pm #

        Next story involves me in a room filled with DT and all of my favorite DT commenters… You know who you are.

      • Anal Trauma November 1, 2015 at 4:55 am #

        How the fuck do I get onto your site? What’s the deal with the password shit?

        Have you ever heard Martha Davis’ Tell It To The Moon by the way? Off her criminally underrated album Policy. Check out the whole album – I think it might be just your bag. Pain, Angst, Sexual tension, Unrequited things and stuff like that.

      • Anal Trauma November 1, 2015 at 8:10 am #

        You’ve got the best mouth. great lips. Really kissable. Sex is great, but it’s always that first real kiss. The passion.The emotion. The want.
        I’ve always found that the women who really love kissing are really great at fucking.

      • Lee Holloway November 1, 2015 at 9:41 am #

        http://youtu.be/kLBZjdrKSpY 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

      • Atlanta Man November 1, 2015 at 11:37 pm #

        No bullshit, kissing a woman is true intimacy. Kissing a woman means they like you. Back in the 1990’s freaky shit went down often and under the influence of everything- missionary while thrusting I know I have a woman is she lets me kiss her. Case and point Mr Marcus and Sunrise Adams- she fucked him, blew him, gave him anal and let him cum in her mouth- he forced her to kiss him. It was her only interracial boy girl. She blew Lexington Steele with Aurora Snow, but she only fucked Mr Marcus and she did not want to kiss him, he forced her to kiss him because that intimacy was a gift she did not want to give. Google the video, it was more intimacy than she was ready to offer. A woman will suck dick for a living, but will not kiss if her heart is not all in. Shit can get awkward with a $50000 whore trying to kiss. Sex , love and affection is weird like that……

  14. Donald Trump Wife October 28, 2015 at 9:52 pm #

    Excellent post, as always. I had to look up the “Marianna Trench”.

    • Anonymous October 29, 2015 at 9:51 am #

      Haven’t you seen a Discovery Channel documentary? Blue-fucking-Planet? You are a fucking idiot. Geezus, Tacos. These are your people?

      • oscarchambers October 29, 2015 at 10:54 am #

        Why do you hate this blog so much that you continue to come here and comment?

        I used to like this dude Heartiste who ran a game blog, it was really good. He even had a section specifically for older guys getting younger chicks- I used a lot of his tips. He became a white nationalist, Trump fetishsizer and Putin enthusiast and it became a chore to look at his blog for the rare game post. After 4 months it became obvious he was not really posting about game anymore so I stopped going to his blog. When I check viva la manosphere and click on a link if I see his background or blog address come up I just close the tab because I know it is some”Trump is Alpha” “Nig Nogs are terrible” “White man wake up”or “diversity=war” bullshit and I honestly cannot be bothered. I genuinely, in all absolute seriousness do not even bother to give the page a chance to load once I see it is him.

        So again, I got to ask if you do not like Delicious Tacos and you dislike his content why do you come here, why do you comment here? I used to think you were trolling but you seem to have genuine disdain for Delicious Tacos. Did he fuck you and not call? Did he fuck someone you were into? I really want to know, because it is odd to dislike something yet continue to come back to it and actively participate if you are not being paid to do it(example-I hate work but I like electricity, food and heat so I work. If they did not pay me I would not show up on my free time).

      • Melania Trump October 30, 2015 at 11:15 am #

        Fornicating with your mother doesn’t leave me much time to bone up on geological abnormalities via watching the Discovery channel with the same rapt attention and credence you give the show. But I’ll definitely check it out once I stop satisfying your mom’s carnal desires. Thanks for the recommendation.

        P.S. yes, that was a “your mom” comment, because I am 12.

  15. pffffffftttsssssssiimmbllllllddddddnnnnnnnnn October 29, 2015 at 7:55 pm #

    You should go to this spic whore’s house and hold up a boombox playing this song outside her bedroom window, like John Cusack in that 80s movie:

    Or better yet, put on a mariachi costume, take your classical guitar down there and play her an acoustical version. Roy Orbison’s wife and kids died, at least he had a reason to write the fucking song. Some hooker crashes at your house for a weekend, and you’re acting like your marriage just fell apart. What the hell is the matter with you? Fucking French faggot. I wish there was a slur for Frenchman so I could call you it, but just being French is humiliating enough. Even your own organs are sick of your behavior. And I’m not even with all that alpha/beta bullshit, but this is just irrational behavior.

    • Anal Trauma October 29, 2015 at 8:33 pm #

      There is a slur for Frenchmen – It’s ‘Useless Loser Cunt’, which also applies to Delicious Tugoff. It could also be Belgian though, which may be worse.

      “Even your own organs are sick of your behaviour” – my kinda line, well done.

      • pffffffftttsssssssiimmbllllllddddddnnnnnnnnn October 30, 2015 at 6:26 am #

        Now this is becoming cruel. I’m just trying to offer some constructive criticism here, some helpful advice. I think if he goes to her house dressed up like a mariachi and performs an acoustical version of Roy Orbison’s Crying in Spanish outside her bedroom window, I really think it’ll win her over. Mexicans love oldies, every time I search for an oldie on youtube the video is set to a charcoal prison sketch of some Aztec woman spread eagle on the hood of a lowrider.

        Or maybe “In Dreams”, which is my personal favorite:

        Perfect song. That build up at the end sends shivers down your spine.

    • Anal Trauma October 31, 2015 at 7:21 am #

      The Motels – Only the Lonely,
      The motels – Total Control.

    • Anonymous October 31, 2015 at 9:04 am #

      OscarChambers — no butthurt here. If you talk about sideways pussies and slaying teen ass, I don’t see why I can’t talk about feeding your limp dick to my dogs. This seems like the proper forum for it, no? Man up and learn to take it, son.

      Tacos — you’re still drinking and shooting. You can go to as many dumb AA meetings to fill the void of your day, but you’re not past half a first step. This blog has become your junkie wasteland, and you know it. Thankfully, you’re of tall, white male privilege so people will praise you and send you panties for being a razor cunt. You think it’s for your writing, but it’s not. It’s fuel for the hate train. Gonna go suck some cock now while douching on Summer’s Eve. XX

      • Atlanta Man October 31, 2015 at 1:11 pm #

        I can take it but at least spit on it before you shove it in, asshole. Furthermore my dick is far from limp , when I do coke the vasospasim just makes it look limp, when I do benzos it is strong and firm. Teen pussy is next to God , bow before it supremacy and tightness and respect the girls hand as she holds you back because she is not used grown man penis. Lastly , this forum is one of literary excellence- it is the Opdivo ( Nivolumab- a game changer in the treatment of small cell lung cancer)of comment sections and will go down in history as the the comment section that turned the tide of banality that is scourge of comment sections of lesser blogs.

        Addendum- Lee I know fantasy cannot match reality but know the reality is I am 6’4 , bearded, 250lbs of pure muscle, light skinned black man and I masturbate to thrusting into you nightly with my 10 inch penis. My 10 inch penis is small for a black man, but you are white so that shit is big for you. Please think of me while you flick the bean, it is a huge turn on.

      • pffffffftttsssssssiimmbllllllddddddnnnnnnnnn November 1, 2015 at 7:13 am #

        DT was never a junkie. He had a drinking problem.

        Atlanta Man, your dick grows an inch every time you talk about it. You are the Pinocchio of big black cocks. By this time next year it’ll be ten foot long.

      • Atlanta Man November 1, 2015 at 9:38 am #

        Did I say 10 inches I meant 100 inches, fucking autocorrect I have a 1000 inch penis and I can have sex with Lee from my living room I’m Brickell! With my 10,000 inch dick I can fuck the holes on the moon! I am awesome !!!

      • Atlanta Man November 1, 2015 at 9:41 am #

        “In Brickell” autocorrect again, with my 10000000000000000 inches of penis sometimes I type incorrectly because if I get an erection there is not enough blood to get appropriate oxygen levels to my brain and I get dizzy and lightheaded.

      • Lee Holloway November 1, 2015 at 3:50 pm #

        it is that big. you guys don’t know this but i have already sucked Atlanta Man’s cock without either of us leaving the comfort of our own living rooms. truly amazing cock.

  16. Official Janet Yellen® Fleshlight (Only $39) October 31, 2015 at 11:31 am #

    gaze into the abyss until it blinks first.

  17. Atlanta Man October 31, 2015 at 2:11 pm #

    Tommorow is Sunday, a post from Delicious Tacos is imminent! Continue the Mexican Chick/ Writers Beef storyline, this shit is better than Homeland or The Affair. Don’t let it get violent though we don’t need a Tupac/Biggie situation. For the record Delicious Tacos=Tupac, Westside Manosphere Nigga! That’s why I fucked your Mexican bitch nigga, hit em up! Fake Non knowing how to use the word “disabuse” ass nigga , how you gonna come in my comments section talking shit about Mexican Cunt when I fucked her first! Bitch ass gonna get Hep D because you second nigga , Hep C comes first. Fucking with Delicous Tacos nigga and you can’t even use “disabuse” right?! You might fuck around and get writers block, or be uninspired! This is Westside Manosphere riders till we die Fo Life! Fake Writer! You problely write gay shit like poems or haikus, you bitch motherfucker! Get rolled on! ( at this point Delicious Tacos fires several gunshots in the air to emphasize the seriousness of his statements while his cat looks menacingly at his statements intended audience).

    Wouldn’t it be awesome if this actually happened?

    • Rimbaud October 31, 2015 at 2:48 pm #

      Ask your boy Delicous Tacos who was in it first, and then ask him who was in it last? Both answers will be me. You will still be somewhere in the suburbs of Atlanta blowing strangers in parks for leftover fried chicken, and rubbing your knobby tiny penis in your moms basement to the meanderings of an internet nobody. The only reason, by the way, that I know this bullshit exists or that you are still fucking focusing on it is cause she’s in my bed right now laughin’ at yo dumb ass, and yes she is still hot. Have a lovely day trolling the truckstop for a slightly less than dirty dick.

      • Atlanta Man October 31, 2015 at 4:04 pm #

        So she fucked you first , then fucked him, but she really loves you? So you are such a special guy that she fucked a bartender, old guys for cash then took the time to lay down with you , and you are proud of that? Dude at least talk shit to me about something that is a real accomplishment. Here is what I know of you- you fucked an attractive person who slept with other people, although she is fucking you whatever you are doing in bed was not enough to prevent her from fucking other guys. You care enough about this girl to talk shit to the broke, underemployed, former alcoholic drug addict who fucked her after you were not enough to satisfy her. She texts him behind your back and laughs about it. She is hot, so there is that, but she is not yours- you share that girl, that is community pussy, understand that. This is not a dig on her ,attractive slutty girls make the world go around, but you have accomplished nothing of note by fucking her. By the way I saved a life on the wards on Tuesday, that is an accomplishment, something I am proud of. I went to a Halloween party at Vizcaya in Miami and had sex with an attractive girl I just met and I don’t even know her name, not an accomplishment. I did not feel the need to go on the Internet ,find out who she is fucking , and see if he has a blog and talk shit to his commenters about a girl who fucks other people and happened to fuck me. You lay with whores , not an accomplishment( I have done it, DT did it with your girl and Hep C, and it is not something brag worthy). You are such a shitty writer in this comment section, have such a weak grasp of anything other than the most fundamental English (hence your misuse of disabuse), and your insults are humorless and sophomoric I can only imagine how much you writing sucks. It problely sucks more than that Mexican chick in your bed when when DT’s cock is in her mouth, now give you “accomplishment ” a big kiss, taste other men’s cocks……

      • Nikolai Vladivostok November 1, 2015 at 2:08 am #

        In Part III, Tacos and the Cunt are flustered when they run into each other in the dick doctor’s waiting room with the same cluster of itchy, red lumps.

      • pffffffftttsssssssiimmbllllllddddddnnnnnnnnn November 1, 2015 at 7:26 am #

        Not to jump on the bandwagon here, because I think you might be trolling. And also because DT really should be dealing with this himself, but he’s gotta act all cool and aloof like he doesn’t have a fucking five page response to all your comments written out in his head. But if you are the guy, you really are what they call a fucking strapper, dude. I can tell you’re corny just from reading the few comments you’ve left.

        You are also what is known as a cuckold. You are the type of guy who would jerk off in the corner while Atlanta Man power slammed your girl’s filthy Mexican twat, and then eat the fucking creampie out of her when he was finished.

    • K-hole October 31, 2015 at 6:10 pm #

      10/10 diss comment.

      rimbaud: how many more times are you going to let The BBC of Buckhead assram you in this thread? You can’t even properly write an insult on the Internet. All you’ve got is lame psychoanalysis like the retarded whores who comment here (not you, Lee. You’re cool). I banged an attractive Steezer today too. Big deal, loser.

      • Rimbaud November 2, 2015 at 3:12 am #

        There is only reality in this web. There is only interest in fellow spiders. Hordes of flies will make a big noise and the arachnids will feast. Your home in the air is a lie that you tell yourself. Your life is a lie that you tell others. The sound you make is the only true thing you’ll ever do. Enjoy.

      • Tim Leery November 2, 2015 at 7:12 am #

        Well, Arthur, when all else fails, drop acid…

      • K-hole November 2, 2015 at 12:17 pm #

        Look at you LARPing as a writer after stumbling over the 2×4 at the entrance to the comments section.

        We’re all lying liars. Nobody here even gets laid. I’m Elliott Rodger. I would drink the bath water of a chubby bisexual lit major. I’d wring her hairy pits out into my mouth.

      • Atlanta Man November 2, 2015 at 10:54 pm #

        Lee is not cool, she is fucking awesome . More women like her could fucking save lives. I will never see her in real life, never hear her voice, or really know her- but god damn she even helped the chick I fucked Friday night, I came like thee times jerking off to Lee, and gave Batgirl ( her costume) the fuck down of a lifetime and did not even cum cause Lee took all my love juice thrice before our chance encounter in the restroom. 25 minutes in and during her third orgasm she was like wow when I put her on the water tank and switched to missionary with her back against the wall. Fucking Lee is the masturbation controller, my chance real life sex is just in awe of my stamina. Don’t get a big ego Lee , I beat off to Batgirl in the shower in on Saturday and you were no where to be found until Sunday, with your sexy elusive ass.i hope I never meet you Lee, the fantasy overwhelms any possible reality……

      • Lee Holloway November 3, 2015 at 1:25 am #

        More flattering words have never been spoken. 💋

  18. Anal Trauma November 2, 2015 at 7:12 am #

    Time for a little poetry for all those feeling fucked up and emotional for genuine reasons or no reason whatsoever.

    I feel the trembling tingle of a sleepless night
    Creep through my fingers and the moon is bright
    Beams of blue come flickering through my windowpane
    Like Gypsy moths that dance around a candle flame

    And I wonder if you know
    That I never understood
    That although you said you’d go
    Until you did, I never thought you would

    Moonlight used to bath the contours of your face
    Chestnut hair fell all around the pillowcase
    And the fragrance of your flowers rest beneath my head
    A sympathy bouquet left with a love that’s dead

    And I wonder if you know
    That I never understood
    That although you said you’d go
    Until you did, I never thought you would

    Never thought the words you said were true
    Never thought you said just what you meant
    Never knew how much I needed you
    Never thought you’d leave, until you went

    Morning comes and morning goes with no regret
    And evening brings the memories I can’t forget
    Empty rooms that echo as I climb the stairs
    And empty clothes that drape and fall on empty chairs

    And I wonder if you know
    That I never understood
    That although you said you’d go
    Until you did, I never thought you would

    Don McLean – Empty Chairs – Great tune.

    • Hadji November 6, 2015 at 4:15 pm #

      Don’t quitcha day job

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