I’m Too Compassionate, Is My Problem

30 Apr

You used to own a house. You used to have a pension. Now every ad is DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH SAVED FOR RETIREMENT. Check this chart by age. Yes, fuckstick, it’s better to have money than nothing; I’ve been briefed. They want you to start saving at 20. Why not 10. Why not as you’re squeezed of a slimy cunt, your mother’s screams still echoing off the tiles. Two commissioned salesmen from Morgan Stanley catch you. Explain compound interest and logarithmic growth. Hand waves over the assumption that the stock market will climb forever.

It’s coming to a head. Now I’ll invest in 55 gallon drums of water. Old Kalashnikovs that fire after you drop them in a swamp. Manacles and whips for the junior high school girls I’ll capture the very instant shit hits the fan. Chain them up in back of a taco truck, take it up into the Angeles Crest and from there up to Banff. Somewhere there’s a river and meat. Josef Fritzl it into my old age until one of my sons gets bad enough to kill me. I’m too compassionate is my problem. I could never torture anybody, rape anybody, enslave anybody. Those will be the key skills of the new world. The way coding is now.

6 Responses to “I’m Too Compassionate, Is My Problem”

  1. Alex P. Bown April 30, 2016 at 6:16 pm #

    I love you man.

  2. viewsofthefall May 1, 2016 at 9:21 am #

    This made my dick hard.

  3. Atlanta Man May 1, 2016 at 11:50 am #

    I really want to kidnap and rape teenage white and fair skinned women. The collapse cannot come soon enough…just kidding, I am going to start now, fuck the collapse it is taking too long.

    • not a black guy May 2, 2016 at 6:47 pm #

      Your an idiot.

    • Emily Post. May 6, 2016 at 1:54 am #

      Oh, non-white womyn aren’t good enough for you???
      I do declare, this kitchen’s getting too hot for me.


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