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My Future Retarded Child

24 May

I am thirty six years old and just at the age where my ball sack is becoming full of retards.  If I met my soul mate TOMORROW I would have kids by age 39 at the very minimum, and I am not going to meet my soul mate tomorrow.  If you extrapolate current trends, I am forecast to meet my soul mate never.  Or even someone who would not get an abortion if I impregnated them.  So by the time I have kids they will be virtually guaranteed to have severe chromosome damage and have to blow themselves around in special wheelchairs.  They will have to wear corrective skull helmets and occasionally have the strength of a bear when startled.  They will probably want to watch LIFE GOES ON reruns constantly.  I’m going to have to buy another television because I need that shit for Xbox. Continue reading