Girls Who Like to Get Fake Raped

2 Feb

I have a friend who has a rape buddy.  She texts him with a few hours notice, and at some point that night he comes over, fakes breaking into her house, and fake rapes her.  Knowing her she probably screams her fool head off and is completely committed to yelling “no” and “stop” and fighting back, etc., and basically— like, I bet she did not arrange with him to back off when she says “banana.”  Once she hits send, the rape train is coming to town.

Obviously, this is weird, but this is the kind of girl who had a real rough life and you sort of expect these things.  Similarly my college ex girlfriend lost her virginity by being gang raped at fifteen and she used to beg me to fake rape her.  I couldn’t do it without cracking up.  It seemed to me like the dude who studies karate and when you’re drunk he says “punch me.”  Like, no, it doesn’t work that way.  How about some time in the next few weeks I’m going to come up behind you and punch you when you least expect it. Some time in the next month a van will pull up and a masked man will throw you in back and he will not stop when you say “banana.”  And it might not even be me.  I might farm this one out.  You think it’s going to be me, but in fact it’s my roommate McClure and I’m getting him back for that case of Yuengling he bought.

Anyway, this came up again last night because I went on a first date with a girl who likes to get fake raped.  Needs to get fake raped.  It came up early, as these things often don’t— I forget what we were even talking about beforehand but she came out with how she had to dump a guy because he was too much of a pussy to choke her.  She was saying that it’s a symptom of the decline of manliness basically— men are too pussified to hold a girl down and smack her around, and that’s what women really want.  Her, anyway.  To get choked once in a  while and held down and fucked even if they say no.  It felt like a let’s-get-this-out-of-the-way-early thing.  And it kind of felt like a don’t-stop-fucking-me-when-I-say-no-later kind of thing.

I ended up taking her home pretty quick because my ex girlfriend, who also likes to get fake raped, showed up to the bar.  And unsurprisingly it got physical, and we got naked, and I got on top of her after eating her out to sneak the tip in unprotected, as is my wont.  And she started saying “no” and “stop.”  And— like, she hadn’t explicitly said to me “I need you in particular  to rape me later.”  She hadn’t said “if I say no at your house 45 minutes from now don’t stop because I liked getting raped.”  She said I like it, in general, when guys get rough with me, when they hold my wrists down and fuck me when I say no.  And you know— at some point her “no’s” and “stop’s” started feeling like an actual objection.  Before my dick really went in.  It felt like, no, she wasn’t just being theatrical, she really didn’t want to fuck. So I stopped.

But then— is that realism part of it?  Like, she sees that I’m going along with what she wants and feels freer to get into the act and really start seeming like she doesn’t want to be fucked, when she wants to be fucked?   What the fuck am I supposed to do?  At that point I didn’t even care about getting laid.  It was more like, god damn, am I letting this poor chick down?  You finally find a reasonably attractive guy who will fake rape you after a first date off the internet, and the dude turns out to be too much of a boneheaded pussy to fuck you when you say no, when in fact that is exactly what you told him you’re into.

I don’t know. We hadn’t talked about it that much.  It had been kind of an aside amidst other, more normal discussion about her family, work and studies.  Like, yeah, I’m taking these three really cool classes this semester and also I might like it if you dig your elbow into my throat and put your weight on it so I can’t grab your hand that’s holding my hips down while you jam your dick in me, because I’m going to be squirming a lot, and also my dad just got a boat and maybe if this works out we can go fishing sometime. So either thing could have been true.  She could be a total freak who habitually gets fake raped at the end of every first date, or she could be a normal chick who really does not give it up on the first date but happens to occasionally be into something weird with someone she trusts, e.g. not me. And in the latter case I came really close to actually raping her.

Like, if I had really raped her— forgive me, but is there a chance she might have been a good sport about it?  Given that it was a pretty predictable misunderstanding, like— would she maybe not have been that pissed off?

I think it’s more likely that it’s the former.  That I denied myself and her a hot sexual experience because of my lawyerlike, nebbishy thinking.  I mean, for someone who had been held down squirming while crying “no” to a dude sneaking the first inch in, she seemed pretty normal over coffee in the morning.

42 Responses to “Girls Who Like to Get Fake Raped”

  1. anarchyraliv August 12, 2012 at 4:28 pm #

    sounds like a good plot for a movie or TV show:

    A boring normalish Twilight kind of girl signs up for a Fake Rape Organization that services women’s rape fantasies. They have a team of random Fake Rapers who break in, kidnap, and/or rape the heroine without warning or notice. While at first she likes it and she gets a random fake raping a week or so. Then things escalate and eventually, she cannot stop the Fake Rape Organization (or the Fake Rapers go rouge) and her life is haunted as the Fake Rapers continue to rape her and she tries to run from them. Does she really want the fake rapes to stop? Is it really rape? What will happen? Find out what happens in this sexy new thriller!

    • Anonymous June 23, 2021 at 9:31 pm #

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  2. Constance October 18, 2012 at 8:21 pm #

    I like Louis CK’s take on this.

    • Young Hunter March 15, 2013 at 4:17 am #

      This is the dangerous route it’s all going down. There are more and more wrongful rape convictions while at the same time more and more women acknowledging their fake rape fantasies.

  3. uh November 6, 2012 at 6:23 am #

    White women are absolutely corrupt. And as hot and boner-producing as choking and slapping the “liberated” bitch out of them is, I’ll pass on the whole tragicomedy from now on. I prefer to be normal. They may want to be fake-raped or really raped, but they still won’t shut their maws about homo rights, abortion, and all the other media rot filling their shallow minds. This boils down to the “liberated”, i.e. spoiled white woman’s inability to relinquish her social leverage, which transmutes to a sick need for outright physical domination in the bedroom.

    • Meri B. Merry January 25, 2014 at 12:28 pm #

      This is actually sort of funny to me as well. White women? I’m a black woman and I occasionally like to be dominated. Yea. It seems kinda weird. But I wouldn’t tell a guy to do any of that sort of thing, unless we were in the sort of relationship tht I could trust him. And spell out the things I want. Not all women jut assume a guy know what they want. And are inconsiderate to men by no explaining what they’re NOs mean. But the real point I was trying to make is that black women can be just as sexually masochistic as our female white counterparts. 🙂

      • Meri B. Merry January 25, 2014 at 12:29 pm #

        And using my phone to type is a terrible idea. Look at all those typos… Tsk tsk

      • Anonymous April 28, 2015 at 12:05 am #

        Would you let me dominate you???? 😉

      • 413 344 5909 April 28, 2015 at 12:06 am #

        Text me for sure lol

      • Xam February 26, 2016 at 6:49 pm #

        Yeah, but black women aren’t straight up elitist bitches.

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  4. Boy Toy September 2, 2013 at 8:30 am #

    Dude!!! you write like a motherfucking pro!!!
    This story was hilarious – and you’ve got a valid point – when the fuck is a no a NO, and when is it a “please dominate me”.
    I think its a matter of gut feeling – so if she puts a knife in your stomach afterwards, it meant “NO” 😛

  5. jack4510 November 29, 2013 at 12:49 pm #

    It’s mighty exciting. The situation where you could go ahead with it is when you feel the girl has a stake in not making trouble. Like you’ve been hitting the pipe together. Even then it might still blow in your face. And then the charge would be aggravated rape.

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    • Anonymous July 16, 2014 at 1:36 am #

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  30. mick November 4, 2022 at 6:30 pm #

    This is common and has been like that even in the early eighties. Yes she can be an army sergeant and bisexual. She can even introduce her to her girlfriend.
    She will tell you about her birth control, to put you at ease. Suggest a place where there is NO hope of help. AND then refuse you at the last minute. She expects you to KNOW intuitively that she wants to be taken there like a prayer!
    (Madonna) Listen to the lyrics of Abba Waterloo!! Yes women DO want to be raped by the man she chooses.


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