Reader Mailbag: Do You Have a High Sex Drive

19 Nov

“High sex drive” is a woman’s term. Every man is like me. I just can’t lie about it. Every man fucks as much as he can. Jerks off as much as he can. Every male teacher fucks his students whenever possible. If not, he’s ugly. His dick like a chewed up hunk of bologna you barely rescued from the dog, from beating off about sweet tight wet underage pussy 5,000 times a day. Every man on a farm has fucked a mule at least 10,000 times.

Every renowned man in history fucked hot young teens whenever possible. Gandhi slept with 14 year olds. Said it was to test virtue by not touching them. He was touching them. Martin Luther King shredded more ass than a mule tannery. We’re told: these were great men with a flaw. Lechery was a side effect of their fame.

No. Their accomplishments were a side effect of chasing teen pussy. To get where he could rawdog underage girls, Gandhi had to become the Mahatma.

The only exception: Hitler. Hitler got 0 ass.

25 Responses to “Reader Mailbag: Do You Have a High Sex Drive”

  1. Guest November 19, 2015 at 2:31 pm #

    I think you might be projecting. Although what you describe is common, I know men who don’t have appear to have a huge interest in sex or chasing women but still seem relatively content with their lives.

    • phallus November 19, 2015 at 3:02 pm #


      • Guest November 19, 2015 at 3:30 pm #


    • oscarchambers November 19, 2015 at 6:41 pm #

      They have interest in sex they just cannot get laid,when not in public these men masturbate furiously to teen porn.

    • Nikolai Vladivostok November 20, 2015 at 10:44 pm #

      My libido is declining as I age. I used to have three girlfriends. I’d need to take some red ginseng on the weekends to manage but I’d get frisky mid-week when everyone was busy.
      Now I have just one and by the time we get to bed, we have to get started quick before I fall asleep.
      I still like the idea of massive amounts of sex but my willingness to spend time and energy getting it has declined gradually, like DVD production around 2010.
      I’ve been long periods without sex when I was busy with other projects and I wasn’t too troubled by it. It makes me wonder: as I get older and my sex drive is further diminished, what will I do with my life? What motivates old men who have no children?
      Suddenly golf makes sense.

      • Lee Holloway November 21, 2015 at 8:32 am #

        This comment is more depressing than a DT post.

      • oscarchambers November 21, 2015 at 9:22 am #

        No, you misunderstand golf. Golf is to leave the house to be around men instead of your nagging wife for ten hours on the weekends. Soccer for kids is to exhaust themselves after they run around for 90 minutes, this purpose was previously covered by baseball but soccer did it better so white women in the suburbs switched hence ” soccer moms”.Your sex drive has not declined you are just older and have responsibilities so you do not have the time to chase pussy, you have rent and a job. Also you are older so you look for quality vs quantity so you do not try to fuck everything with a heartbeat, it must be attractive with a heartbeat. I still jerk off four times a day because I am busy, but if I could I would rather fuck attractive girls four times a day if I was not so goddamn busy. Your sex drive is fine, life is just in the way right now. Keep your chin up, sex is a struggle to get but so fucking worth it(if she is attractive).

      • Father O'Hara November 28, 2015 at 5:14 pm #

        You will be pegged by nigger ex cons.

  2. K-hole November 19, 2015 at 3:47 pm #

    • Anal Trauma November 19, 2015 at 4:21 pm #

      That is fucking classic!

    • oscarchambers November 19, 2015 at 6:39 pm #

      Hitler is the original PUA! He runs world domination/ethnic cleansing game and is a Daygame master! His nationalist/fascist philosophy of game still influences several game blogs! Guess which one he influences the most…..

      • K-hole November 20, 2015 at 4:35 pm #

        Seriously. Fuck Ross Jeffries.

  3. Anal Trauma November 19, 2015 at 4:20 pm #

    You’re well on your way to losing your fucking mind. Did this whole Charlie Sheen thing upset you? You’re probably upset that you didn’t get the Dreaded Buttflu from a tranny as well.

    Maybe it’s time you got some different interests in life and move out of that claustrophobic semen stained apartment.

    • IMGrody November 19, 2015 at 6:02 pm #

      I second this opinion. A bunch of bitching but never taking action to improve his circumstances. Some of it is funny, but at this point he’s just beating off a dead horse.

    • Lee Holloway November 21, 2015 at 8:29 am #

      AT, you’re so cranky.

      DT don’t listen to him (not that you ever would). When do I get an invitation to the aforementioned semen stained apartment, anyway? 😉

      This post is short and true and on point. How is this a complaint? It’s just good writing. I’m almost to the point of calling someone a fag with these dumb comments.

      • oscarchambers November 21, 2015 at 10:32 am #

        Damn you Lee -stop liking Delicous Tacos talent for writing, perfect body, brilliant wit, intellegence, perfect height, and over all charisma! Like my poverty, lack of talent, inability to create anything original, and overall blandness! That’s fair!

        Between Anal Trauma and Delicous Tacos my narcissistic overcompensating ego’s needs are not being met by Lee complementing these good gentlemen in the comments section of this WordPress blog which is written by a man with a shitton talent that is better educated and has a better grasp of the English language than I can ever hope to imagine (Delicous Tacos even knows how to use the word “disabuse ” in a sentence ). By the way this entire comment is from the afterlife, and it is all Lee an Anal Trauma’s fault that I committed suicide. Also Mexican Ass Girl’s fault, because why the fuck not bring her into my nassasistic rage comment on this blog; since it is Saturday after all.

        Mexican Ass; that is fucking awesome! DT get more Mexican Ass! With guacamole!

  4. biff November 20, 2015 at 1:23 pm #

    Holy shit. “Succinct” is too long a word to convey how powerfully concise is your poetic prose.

  5. Cody November 21, 2015 at 9:25 am #

    Legit. From the time I was about 8 years old, all I’ve ever wanted to do was pound pussy. Everything else – basically work and going to the gym – is just a means to getting hot sex. I feel like such a fraud. Comporting myself as this asexual worker drone just so I can get some gold coins which I can then spend on some stanky hooker pussy every weekend.

    I’m the most unassuming dude, and yet I wake up every night practically raping my bed. All men are the same as me. Doesn’t matter whether you’re a good looking, high status bartender or a WOW playing incel. We all just want to get at that snatch.

    • oscarchambers November 21, 2015 at 9:29 am #

      Ice cold truth right there Cody.

  6. DT Fan November 22, 2015 at 1:44 pm #

    “…shredded more ass than a mule tannery” and “slay more pussy than the local animal shelter” are great phrases of yours.

  7. November 22, 2015 at 10:26 pm #

    Hitler had some good ideas.

    He was also married to Eva Braun.

  8. Just a 16 year old girl January 8, 2017 at 5:57 pm #

    I didn’t really have a problem with boys or men before I started reading your blog. I think I read one of your posts about the meaninglessness of life first and then I stayed for the ones about hookers because the writing was too good.
    Your blogs really fucked me up but it’s better that I know through reading than experience.

    I didn’t used to see males staring at me but now I feel their presence all the time. Like a wolf scouting out prey. Makes me feel insecure. Makes me stumble on my words when I’m usually pretty eloquent, if I know a boy or a man has even glanced at me. Some of that feminist sexual objectification idea makes sense. I feel like a sexual object wherever I go. There’s a certain look males will give me and I know. I don’t wear shorts anymore. I don’t wear crop tops anymore. I stay away from tank tops as much as possible.

    My dad will examine my face in a way that used to make me feel loved but now I feel uncomfortable. He’ll immediately point out if I have a whitehead. Maybe he wants to fuck me too. That’s why he notices every single breakout. Can’t have his dream girl have flaws when he decides to rape me one day.

    But so much makes sense now. Like I read in a book a description of a man who is “dangerous for virgins to be around”. And I thought damn, that’s a warning for me. But thanks to delicioustacos, I know now. That’s not me anymore.
    But most men act nice and not threatening at all, and the facade is good for enough me.

    I thought maybe the flip side would interest you. Like I understand where you’re coming from when you complain about women but it’s scary for us too.

    Note: I read some of your earlier work when you were dirt poor and didn’t know you were financially stable now. So that’s why I made that first comment. I think Oscar Wilde said that, but he was wrong I suppose.

    Note: Now I know my chem teacher is definitely trying to fuck me. But all my other male teachers aren’t so I’m not sure about the validity of your statement. But considering your need to fuck underage girls, I highly recommend a job in teaching. Girls talk about fucking teachers more often than you’d think. Really hot virgin girls with pure baby faces and thick asses. You don’t have to be that hot to be talked about, just tall with good teeth. Teaching is really the perfect job for you if that’s the type of lifestyle you’re interested in. Minimal effort for maximal innocent, inexperienced, underage cunt.

    • delicioustacos January 8, 2017 at 6:13 pm #

      I figure any sixteen year old girl on the internet is actually a fat version of me. But in case you’re really a teen: your comment is well written and shows talent. I hope you write about your life.

      • Anonymous February 17, 2017 at 1:35 pm #

        Hello delicioustacos,
        I was too flattered and flustered to think of a coherent reply a month ago, but I’ve managed to calm down enough to make one now. I really wasn’t expecting you to reply the way you did, but your reply really means a lot to me! Someone with as incredible – no, god-like – writing skills as delicioustacos thinks my haphazardly put-together and angst-ridden comment is “well-written”? My English teachers could tell me but my writing is good but I can’t really know if they mean it because they’ve been desensitized by all those dreadful D- essays they’ve been reading for years. Anyway, the state of a random girl living thousands of miles away probably doesn’t matter much to you, your’re just trying to survive your own problems and by chance document these problems on the Internet, but this comment is saved in my bookmarks.
        Thank you very much.


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