Monday Part 2

4 Jun

Why do I feel, on Monday morning, every Monday morning, like I’m headed in to see my fucking oncologist and there is a ninety nine point nine per cent chance that he is going to give me bad news?  That it’s cancer of the dick, cancer of the ass, cancer of the face, that it’s too late, if you had come in earlier- that’s always a big part of it- if YOU had come in earlier.  If YOU had done this and this and this, if you had read the fine print you would have seen that form 1052X is actually due three weeks prior to the main jury summons delay form and three weeks means we receive it three weeks prior, not that it’s merely postmarked three weeks prior, and by receive we mean it reaches the processing center, not merely that it’s entered the giant aluminum garage-door loading gate on a truck of undifferentiated mail- what good does it do us to have it then, sir?

If you had caught it earlier; if you had prepared for the oncoming work week at 7pm Friday instead of merely being exhausted from the previous sixty hours of dealing with hostile shrews and complicated bullshit—if you had done that, Monday wouldn’t have been so bad.  But now you got ass cancer of the soul and you’re gonna carry around a bag of shit until you waste away to looking like Powder and die.

Anyway, happy work week guys.

4 Responses to “Monday Part 2”

  1. citag June 5, 2012 at 1:59 am #

    its almost like the more awesome you are –the less comments. why would that surprise any god damn anyone?
    all you people want is bullshit. all you want is for DT to fuck loser pussy for you to react. anything else is a god damn null.

    • EVERYONE ELSE June 5, 2012 at 12:40 pm #

      Ok. So. Because nobody has commented yet it is a great idea to scold them? Maybe nobody has anything to say. Maybe they’re all still dealing with their own Mondays. Maybe there’s no need to say anything.

      So, shut up with your FUCK YOU EVERYONE ELSE and change it it FUCK YOU, YOU

    • Anonymous June 5, 2012 at 2:58 pm #

      1.) so you can see your regulars
      2.) If the writing in your blog is for the readers and you’re not getting paid for it, you’re already a loser, or at least, you think you’re a loser because you’re afraid of your own writing. A lack of reaction should be a good thing. It should mean we agree and have nothing to add. It is often in profound moments that people remain silent.
      3.) I bet there would be a lot of likes if there was no log-in requirement and that’s not changeable.

  2. citag June 5, 2012 at 2:00 am #

    and btw. good job coping with your monday. i hope…

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