Weekend Journal: Pussy is the Only Thing

10 Jul

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As I was washing shit off my dick with the citrus almond hand soap I tried to feel bad. I couldn’t. I tried to be afraid of HIV; scrutinized my shiny white shaft under the surgical bathroom light for blood. Raw anal sex with runaway meth hookers: frowned upon by the CDC. But I was intact. What’s more, the transmission rate for the– what’s the opposite of the “receptive partner”– the guy who puts his dick in never gets it. I tried to think about hanging myself like I have at least ten times a day for a month. Couldn’t. I tried to picture my dead dad, my dead friend, my dead cat looking down on me from heaven. Shaking their heads at the boy they loved doing self destructive shit. Their ghosts were gone. I was just there in the downstairs shower getting hard again, thinking about eight minutes ago.

I’d been to a therapist. My AA sponsor told me to go. He’s obsessed with getting me over my sex shit now that I’ve not had a drink for two years. Now that I’m a lawn cutting bill paying ordinary taxpayer with a certified pre owned family sedan. Now that my credit rating inches toward normalcy. Now that I talk to my family. Help newly sober dorks. Grit my teeth and tell them how fucking great everything is, now that I’ve done my step work and surrendered control to my higher power. I’m achieving my dreams. Do you know that my second book is out. People like it; it’s not bad I gather but I have no fucking idea anymore. Looking at it one more time is a bridge too far. Anyway I’ve got my act together so it’s time to stop doing the one thing that brings me happiness. Raw sex with young girls.

She’s nineteen. Her parents are Jehovah’s witnesses, of course. The people who knock on your door in suits on a hot Saturday and ask: have you thought about eternity– their daughters will all smoke meth in a San Bernardino County squat. Their sons will build underground porno vaults with 8mm clips of children fucked by raccoons and tortured to death. I’ll say this: she’s spiritual.

Where was I– I was at the therapist to work on relationship issues. With my gold PPO insurance I have this luxury. There were Frank Lloyd Wright chairs in the waiting room. In the office, a tall Pottery Barn water feature. My sponsor told me to go because I want to get married and have kids. He thinks as long as I fuck Tinder whores it’ll never happen. I think if I stop fucking Tinder whores and meet my future wife she’ll look at me like dog shit. I think women only respect you if you’re already fucking someone hotter, and you treat them like garbage. I’m right.

I also think I’ll never meet my future wife. I think if I signed up for a cupcake baking class like people say it’d be ten lonely dudes, two ugly girls. I think if I don’t work agonizingly for pussy every day nothing happens. Most times not even then. If I work for it it’s not love. I’ll never get my princess moment, is what I’m saying. But I did once. I fell in love with a girl from work. Now she’s dead. Everything circles back to my dad my ex my cat and how I’ll die alone. Until today.

therapy checklist

I let the therapist have it. Everything in 50 minutes. It helps to write it up for four years, then cut it down and down to where you have every canned metaphor memorized. Great for AA Shares too. People come up after meetings and ask are you a writer. I say no. I want them to feel less talented than some schlump off the street, because I resent their TV jobs.

I told him I want to hang myself. That I think my mom will get cancer. That I’ll get cancer. I’ll get fired and be broke or I’ll never get fired and have to work forever. Never have kids. Die alone. I write; I used to like it but now I hate it from looking at it. I made a book so new people could see my shit but I had to go on fucking Twitter to sell it. Sales still terrible and looking at twitter to sell the book sucked me into our culture: I hate women I hate men I hate blacks whites cops. As a Black Man, Pokemon Go asks me to put my life in danger says Kotaku. Corporate pop culture plus corporate social justice, over and over. I worked in Hollywood when Cowboys and Aliens was about to come out. They thought it would be big. You’d have to sit in meetings with a big grid trying to come up with movies like Cowboys and Aliens. Knights, dinosaurs, robots on one side. Werewolves, vampires, Godzilla on the other. That’s what Kotaku is, and everything else. Just bankrupt.

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Kotaku is a multimillion dollar web site. Hacks get paid and don’t have to work. I’m honest and do my best; I sell close to zero books and if anyone finds out about my writing I’ll get fired. There’s that trivial garbage rabbit hole but also I’m afraid I’ll hang myself. Afraid my best friend will hang himself. More people will die and I’ll be alone. Angela will leave me or I’ll hurt Angela. I’m afraid of hurting her with this post. I’m afraid and I’m going to die and nothing I do can help. Well our time is up, he said.

Got out and El Chuco called saying he’d left his car in Rosemead. Could I help him get it. It’s a Tesla. God knows where he got the money but you can open it with your phone. I unplugged it from the back of the Days Inn hooker hotel. Drove it at 110 out to the brothel he keeps in Redlands, now that his wife left him. The idea was one of the girls would take a picture reading my book naked. I’d post it on twitter. Sales would result. He said send a picture with your shirt off so I can get the girls hot.

I wasn’t going to fuck anyone because I Don’t Do That Anymore. But I showed up and she was cute. She was bent over snorting an eight inch rail of coke off a rose gold Macbrook pro and I laid my cock between her ass cheeks and stroked her back, slipped a finger in her, picked her up and put her on the granite kitchen island counter after moving the pickle jar. She could move. We switched to the futon. She got on top and I had to tell her slow down I’m gonna cum too fast. The whole thing’s on video. Except the part where I look ripped picking her up.

Upstairs in her room she had a plate of coke, hash, crushed up oxy’s, xanax and molly. I’ll say this for AA: I didn’t think about touching it. Big shard of meth sitting on the Bank of America folder that had the mortgage papers for the house in it. Perfect hex crystal like a display at the natural history museum. If you want nineteen year old girls in your house, get drugs.

Later I was in the hot tub and she came out naked. How did you get over your sickness she asked. I read your book. You were crazy. Now you seem OK. How did you do it. When did it happen. Messengers from God everywhere. She sat on my lap and talked about trying to figure out her place in the world. Sang me a nice song while I just looked at her. She was perfect. I just want to touch you so I can remember you, I told her. You won’t, she said.

At night she led me back to her room and kissed me and my mouth went numb. She got on top of me and moved. Put me in her asshole and I just liked looking at it. As soon as she got going I sprayed a corn silo full of goo into her sigmoid. I said goodbye. Cleaned off. Ubered to my car. Drove home, got on livechat with Amazon.com to complain about a package.

Now this morning. I have a reflex to go to that dark place where I want to die. I can’t get there. It just stops. The sun’s out and the trees hiss in the wind and I want to live, go to dinner with my mom later. Drugs didn’t work. Therapy doesn’t work. Money, service, friends, family don’t work. This works. I’ll never stop.

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 The Pussy

26 Responses to “Weekend Journal: Pussy is the Only Thing”

  1. TechnoMage July 10, 2016 at 2:35 pm #

    Lucky bastard.

  2. Nikolai Vladivostok July 10, 2016 at 3:11 pm #

    Life without small pleasures is unbearable.
    Do you know this guy? https://xsplat.wordpress.com/
    He seems similar and I can imagine you two having an interesting chat.

  3. sway_usa July 10, 2016 at 8:20 pm #

    Goddammit don’t stop writing. I sympathize with your story, I feel it. I would write these words but then I would be a hack. Don’t be the writer that ends up dead in a Thailand hotel room with a rope around your neck and dick. Keep writing.

  4. K-hole July 10, 2016 at 9:09 pm #

    What an ass on that girl.

  5. Atlanta Man July 11, 2016 at 1:31 am #

    Goddamn a lot of fine bitches read your book, I want to fuck that blond and do drugs with her. Want teen bitches? Have drugs. I got it.

    Post that sex tape, I have to jerk off to that bitch. Even though I had sex all weekend I need to jerk off to all the women posted on this blog.

  6. E July 11, 2016 at 2:55 am #

    How much pussy do I get for writing anonymous comments on this blog. Ring me up.

    I’m married, I think about underage Scandinavian girls and my coworker sucking my balls. But, I haven’t jacked off in a week and I came in my wife yesterday. Call it a victory. My dad died two years ago and that sucked but he was supposed to. Ending sentences with prepositions upsets me but this is a stream-of-consciousness deal, to reach equilibrium before I have to put on a suit and greet the world.

  7. Graybusch July 11, 2016 at 9:16 am #

    It looks like you took the best of your weekend posts and smashed it all together. Talked about wanting to die, fear of dying alone, wanting to do drugs, fear of dying, bitching and complaining and yet still fucking a sweet 19 year old methhead but the methhead is just details most of them are whether it’s the real meth or the a-ok dr prescribed adderal

    At least you got some pussy and got a naked bitch to pose with your book. Things are looking up, right?

  8. Anonymous July 11, 2016 at 2:54 pm #

    Does the 2nd book contain all of the 1st book?

  9. bowler hat July 11, 2016 at 5:06 pm #

    some holes in your life can only be filled by fresh poon – i think about that a lot.

    ” Therapy doesn’t work. Money, service, friends, family don’t work. This works. I’ll never stop”

    so, what’s the takeaway here? what’s the lesson?

    p.s El Chuco for president

    • (REDACTED)'s Teeny Hands July 13, 2016 at 7:34 pm #

      He might be saying that writing is his therapy.

      • Apologies to (REDACTED) July 14, 2016 at 7:30 pm #

        You know who you are. Was petty.

      • bowler hat July 18, 2016 at 3:29 am #

        i don’t know if this is sarcasm directed at me… the obvious takeaway, which hopefully our man can see, is to stop with all this higher power nonsense, stop listening to “sponsors” who seem to think they know better than you, stop having other people tell you what’s right for you, go to the liquor store for a pint of brandy and go find yourself some fresh poon.
        fucking AA, jesus christ. research that shit you’ll find it ‘s about as legitimate as scientology

  10. Lee Holloway July 11, 2016 at 10:27 pm #

    same. except in my case it’s cocks instead of pussy.

    nice work. ❤

  11. Sylvia July 12, 2016 at 9:38 am #

    Boring.

  12. Assface July 13, 2016 at 1:44 pm #

    So this sounds retarded as hell but how are you on basic hydration. I’ve been in a depressive rut for /years/ Failed relationships, broke, hobbies going south, everything going south, no time and no care to get to a doc–and that means pill-pusher, not therapist because fuck if insurance covers TALKING, just scripts–you know how the depression goes.

    Anyway.

    I was doing some ridiculous number of IUs of vitamin the d to try and stay sane, it sort of worked, but then somebody suggested fucking water.

    Fucking.

    Water.

    Forcing myself to drink six glasses of the shit a day, big glasses, 20+ ounces. TWO DAYS LATER I was starting to feel like a proper subhuman again. Changing absolutely nothing else. Still broke as dick, still acquiring debt in a divorce, broken-ass cars, all the usual shit. FOUR DAYS LATER and I feel like I have my personality back. Creativity, general awakeness, back to losing weight.

    From fucking water, which I am now an ugly bag of slightly more of.

    So maybe pussy and water. Better hydration also gives a good nut lots more volume so there’s that.

    • Delicious Taco's unofficial publisher July 13, 2016 at 8:26 pm #

      Pussy & Water will be the follow-up to ‘The Pussy’.

      Pussy & Water is the lifestyle design hack that will get you happiness (via pussy pleasures) and fitness (which reduces muh depression)—all rolled into one.

      You will also need to lift weights “like a convict”. Search for Taco’s posts about getting ripped.

      Create a positive feedback loop. It all starts with hydration. It’s not merely cosmic coincidence that “thirst” refers to lack of pussy-getting pussy.

      Everything is connected. Work out, drink plenty of water, and go hit on girls remarkably younger than you.

      Ignore the divorce, the bills, etc. etc.

      The IRS won’t leave me alone. I have no money. I sleep on the floor. Doesn’t matter. Things could be worse. You could have 0 water, and have missing appendages. If you’re still alive then you’re still in the game.

      Go drink some more water.

      Only beta wagecuck faggots need to acquire fiat paper currencie$ to “get girls”. Any man can get laid through enhancing his MASCULINE POWER via exuding raw physicality.

      Go lift and drink some water and stop looking at your negative bank account balance.

      Cheers,
      —Delicious Taco’s unofficial publisher

      • Whateverthefuck September 21, 2016 at 11:59 pm #

        Fucking gold.

        Shit, getting one’s life together has got to be the most boring fucking existence imaginable.

  13. Sylvia July 13, 2016 at 7:10 pm #

    Hey where did you used to buy coke?

  14. Anonymous July 13, 2016 at 8:05 pm #

    maybe you could somehow synthesize your feminist philosophy with #sadgirl twitter like mira gonzalez and sosadtoday, and then famous feminists like grimes and molly soda would tweet pictures of themselves holding your book

  15. Camwhore July 14, 2016 at 10:39 pm #

    Wear a condom. The female-male transmission rate is ridiculous, like winning the lottery. But somebody always wins the lottery. I want you here churning out this shit for a long time. You still can have blowjobs without a condom, it’s not the end of the world.

  16. E July 18, 2016 at 3:29 am #

    I feel like poetry is just an elegant way to say you managed to do something that wasn’t jacking off.

  17. Tila Tequila's Huge Post-Pregnancy Tits July 18, 2016 at 11:00 pm #

    ooo, so you sodomized some heroine/coke whore—you’re so coool.

    stop being a wannabe nigger, and write something of substance worth reading. you dilettante. with your gay little pink polkadot site.

  18. Robert August 17, 2016 at 1:56 pm #

    If you live long enough, even 19 year old pussy will not satisfy you, and you know this. I recommend getting serious, and start working on a real magnum opus. Not about bullshit drugs and little girls. You like pussy because for one short moment you feel connected to another human being. Come up with some real shit, here’s an example “If you would be loved, love.”

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