I need to jack off, to that chick (REDACTED), whatever the fuck her name was. She showed up to dinner with (REDACTED)’s parents wearing dark gray yoga pants and when her legs hit the right angle you could see the outline of her vagina.
She is hot. Skinny, in good shape, perfect bone structure hot. In her youtube videos she looks merely “quirky hot,” like, her face looks a little fuller and her teeth look like a mouth full of jagged chiclets and she just, you know, looks like the kind of chick you would see across a room and think “that chick is kind of hot. Maybe I have a chance.”
Then in person it is clear she is the kind of chick with whom you have no chance. She has that sleek, lithe build like a lemur, or one of those whippet-looking marsupials that just went extinct– the thyalacine. A thyalacine I want to fuck.
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